matty Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 This thread is to prevent the constructive thread from becoming 400 pages of craziness. Please post your over the top CPL fantasies, shitposts and conspiracies here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grande Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Now taking bets on how long before the new thread gets to 400 pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, grande said: Now taking bets on how long before the new thread gets to 400 pages. 2 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzAndSting Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 If the three MLS teams aren't involved in the CPL it's doomed to fail. ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baulderdash77 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 We should do Pro/Rel all the way from community adult rec league to L1O to CanPL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsinmyhead Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Because of the CPL, Canada should get 5 champions league spots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCanuck Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 This thread was started an hour ago and there aren't any rumours about teams, players, stadia, etc. I need some unsubstantiated twaddle to keep me going...NOW! Someone tell me where Alert FC are going to play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristin Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 They're going to introduce light-up soccer balls for night games and smaller nets to increase goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levi Oakey Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I thought the average Canadian soccer player couldn't hit 8 x 24 net so we have officially gone to 16 x 48, or a double double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristin Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Kristin said: They're going to introduce light-up soccer balls for night games and smaller nets to increase goals. I of course meant larger nets - clearly I should be asleep - see @Levi Oakey's post for the more logical option on the nets. But did I mention using neon colours for lines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levi Oakey Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Just now, Kristin said: I of course meant larger nets - clearly I should be asleep - see @Levi Oakey's post for the more logical option on the nets. But did I mention using neon colours for lines? Neon colours? We're going straight anarchist. The sidelines are flares. Also potential that CFL players may randomly tackle players. Let's be honest, soccer is a wimps sport. Gotta toughen it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristin Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Levi Oakey said: Neon colours? We're going straight anarchist. The sidelines are flares. Also potential that CFL players may randomly tackle players. Let's be honest, soccer is a wimps sport. Gotta toughen it up. Rugby scrums to start each half - definitely need to toughen the players up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C2SKI Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 DeRo to manage Toronto's CPL team. He's been getting his coaching licences all year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 hour ago, itsinmyhead said: Because of the CPL, Canada should get 5 champions league spots In the UEFA Champions' League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 This is likely the most honest CPL reporting I've seen yet. They clearly don't give a fuck and put minimal effort into their report on the CPL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex D Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 14 replies and we have already tackled all the important issues. I'm not sure if this one will reach 400 pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grande Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 BOOM. Sources confirm the CPL winner will get a berth to the FIFA World Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyslexic nam Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, grande said: BOOM. Sources confirm the CPL winner will get a berth to the FIFA World Cup. Technically that is not correct. They actually win the right to play a home and away against the Chicago Fire for the WC berth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigers Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 BOOM... Tim Hortons to sponsor entire league as a jersey sponsor. Also revealed is the league wide jersey designs, seen below: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 All players will be required to change their last name to match a sponsor. "Honda passes to Samsung followed up by a brutal tackle by Monsanto" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 They should put a team in Saksatchewan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzAndSting Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 17 minutes ago, Tigers said: BOOM... Tim Hortons to sponsor entire league as a jersey sponsor. Also revealed is the league wide jersey designs, seen below: This could be the most realistic and worst possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rintaran Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 4 hours ago, BuzzAndSting said: This could be the most realistic and worst possibility. Still a better kit design than Adidas or Nike would "develop" *shots fired!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complete Homer Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzAndSting Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Rintaran said: Still a better kit design than Adidas or Nike would "develop" *shots fired!* Unless it's one of these, in varying colours, all with a Tim Horton's logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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