The Beaver Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Matthew et al--the one thing I've learned as a very adaptable Canadian soccer fan is that following a game via hispanic match tracker allows me to surf the web for porn--in this case hispanic chicas--and thus provides a "numbing" distraction from the great sorrow (and anger) I feel at not ever being able to see my country play on TV. Mind you, when I return to find that we have scored, my psycho-sexual self gets addled, as if my damned sex-brain cannot determine if the erection prodding the side of my legs has anything to do with the fact that we finally SCORED! Viva el Canada!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gian-Luca Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 1-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungey Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Mexico 1 - 1 Canada! I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungey Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Ryan Gyaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gian-Luca Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Ryan Gyaki with the goal for Canada, 25th minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungey Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Yeah, chins up everyone. The boys are there to play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 YEEEEAAHAHAHAAHAHAAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dave Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Canada 2 MEx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachesl Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 2-1 Canada now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beaver Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Gian-Luca Ryan Gyaki with the goal for Canada, 25th minute Damn, that was the longest 8 minutes in soccer history. Right on, Gyaki. (What the hell kinda name is that, eh Canso?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungey Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Gyaki again in the 40th minute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gian-Luca Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Its pronounced like "Jackie" apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachesl Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Minuto 25.- Ryan Gyaki. México 1-1 Canadá Minuto 40.- Ryan Gyaki. México 1-2 Canadá Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dave Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Hmmmm... I start to doubt why I even bother, the enthusiasm starts to wane. I start thinking about heading downtown for a beer, wondering why I'm wasting my time on a lost cause.... and the Canoeheads rip in a couple of quick ones! Could this be the "power of negative sentiment?" Like "perdicting" a 5-0 win for Portugal. Yeah, that's the ticket. CANADA ROCKS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachesl Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Half-time announced, probably started second half already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beaver Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Damn, every time I try to post something witty (and slightly erotic), I return to the post to find a change in the result. This hispanic porn is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Hispanic porn, reverse predictions, Ryan Gyaki's skillz, I don't care. As long as it works! cheers, matthew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vancouver Fan Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Hey guys,Im down here in Playacar watching the game in a bar.They found the feed for me half way through the first half.The boys look goo d after their first goal they found a lot of confidence and are now carrying the play.The commentataors mentioned that Peters is the man of the match so far.He made a great run down the right to det up Gyaki.I don{t know all the players because there are no names on the jersey.The reds are showing quite a bit of physical presence against their smaller opponenets.Gyaki took botth his goals very cooly.A left wing cross on the first goal deflected off an on rushing Canadian a 2 Mexicans following him.It went to Gyaki who was rushing in from the right and he slotted it home from 5 yds.The keeper hesitated. Back to the game more later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beaver Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 quote:Originally posted by Vancouver Fan Hey guys,Im down here in Playacar watching the game in a bar.They found the feed for me half way through the first half.The boys look goo d after their first goal they found a lot of confidence and are now carrying the play.The commentataors mentioned that Peters is the man of the match so far.He made a great run down the right to det up Gyaki.I don{t know all the players because there are no names on the jersey.The reds are showing quite a bit of physical presence against their smaller opponenets.Gyaki took botth his goals very cooly.A left wing cross on the first goal deflected off an on rushing Canadian a 2 Mexicans following him.It went to Gyaki who was rushing in from the right and he slotted it home from 5 yds.The keeper hesitated. Back to the game more later. Vancouver Fan, I need to get directions to this bar you speak of for the next two games. Do they let gringos in? How about Beavers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungey Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Two yellow cards to Mexico in the first half, none for Canada. Of course the Mexican site is only listing 1 Canadian goal so I'm not sure on the accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 quote:Originally posted by The Beaver Vancouver Fan, I need to get directions to this bar you speak of for the next two games. Do they let gringos in? How about Beavers? No, you cant, we need the power of the hispanic porn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachesl Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Well, maybe the goal was called back after recorded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 This is a hilarious thread to read. Self-deprecation. This is stupid. I hate following Canada. We always dissapoint. GOAL!!! GOAL!!! etc. Every time I forget the pessimist oath I took after OQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 mexican site has updated 2-1 for canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 quote:Originally posted by beachesl Well, maybe the goal was called back after recorded Ok Mexicans are messed up, the goal is on there now. 2-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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