SeanKeay Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 http://www.nike.com/nikesoccer/dtom/dtom.html Im not sure if someone posted this, but its the new nike poster boy for soccer, Clint Dempsey Raps about soccer.. MAN O MAN WELCOME TO THE NBA http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=357903&root=us&cc=5901 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sstackho Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 WHOA, they even dis the C-SIDE in that video with a mocking "Southside" hand symbol formed with two C's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gian-Luca Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I nominate DeRo for the job. He can dance better on the field that Dempsey & Co. can dance off it. Maybe Serioux & Peters could join in the background and we could have an all-dreadlocked ensemble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKeay Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 We should do a bit of regaee then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Like I was telling Sean earlier, I hope that Dempsey is still in MLS in '07. The chants and heckles almost write themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massive Attack Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 This is how we'll respond... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest speedmonk42 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Region 5 here we come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 quote:Originally posted by sstackho I think the guy behind Dempsey in the glasses is Eddie Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sstackho Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 quote:Originally posted by Massive Attack This is how we'll respond... I lay more chicks than Mother Goose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River City Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Let's please stay away from rap. I envision something as crappy as the Chicago Bears video in the 80s. God they sucked! I do like how they use the 'Don't Tread on Me' tagline. What can Canada use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beaver Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Maybe we can have some sort of Nickelback song, something about "being down to the bottom of FIFA's rankings." (the meter is right.) Or maybe something Anne Murrayish. The lads can hold hands and belt out some folksie ballad ensemble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northboys Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 quote:Originally posted by sstackho My name is Clint mothaf*cka, the sensitive one, break your f*ckin' face with the butt of my gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 quote:Originally posted by northboys My name is Clint mothaf*cka, the sensitive one, break your f*ckin' face with the butt of my gun... Y'all may not know, but they call me the Deuce, Tread on Me and you'll find yo'neck in a noose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKeay Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 Rip off your arms and break you legs with em spread your a$$ cheaks and stick my d..ick in em... WHAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River City Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 That 's almost perfect. But it needs to be adjusted to go with the melody of Walking in a winter wonderland. Then we send it to Anne Murray to sing it. Maybe a duet with Gordon Lightfoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gian-Luca Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 quote:Originally posted by The Beaver Maybe we can have some sort of Nickelback song, something about "being down to the bottom of FIFA's rankings." (the meter is right.) If there's one thing worse than rap, it's Nickleback (NickleCrap as they are commonly known in these parts). Well except maybe for the Barely-talented Ladies, Our Lady Piece of $hit, I Mother Dearth of Talent, The Tragically $hit, and Great Big Sack of $hit. If we go with a Canadian response, it has to be something from our good musical heritage, not our crap one. How about "Landon Donovan, stay away from me!" to the tune of American Woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massive Attack Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Organized Rhyme - Check The O.R. Listen to it here: http://www.mixtapehost.com/~marymac/visitation_rights.mp3 Chorus) Check the O.R., you like it so far? Check the O.R., you like it so far? Check the O.R., you like it so far? Check the O.R., you love the O.R. Here we go, ready to set it off From coast to coast, it's the most and it hits rough Organized Rhyme's here to start it up You got some trouble with your mouth you'd better shut it up Think twice before you act and try to tackle the funky stuff I take you suckers out like meat on a shish kebab And you don't know it, but your girl's doin' kiss-and-rob And you're the one who wants the corn, but you missed the cob So here's a bit of something new: Gimmie a toot, and salute, and I'll give you my boots We're your need, and while I'm playing the thespian I got a ride and you're just a pedestrian I grab a horse and I jump like equestrian I talk smooth like Lando Calrissian Deal with the leader of the convoy Make some noise for the boys as we rip points Move your joints in a motion if you can keep up If you can't, here's a hanky to clean your weep up Poetics I drop, then no time for coincidence Check the O.R. (Chorus x2) Check the O.R., you like it so far? Smack your back - Can you deal with a deep scar? I will test ya from the west of ya Now ya know that I'm better than the best of ya I remove you quicker than a Band-Aid Paid backstage and I'm gone like a renegade And I don't delay, want the replay? Like Sinatra, got ya my way I feel lowly so I lay low Never lonely now that I clock dough Flippin' women over like a pancake And I will make mistakes in a heartbreak Recieve honours, make you goners Break the deuce like Jimmy Connors I'm not a phony, preaching testimony Send you down to the bank for the alimony I make light of everyday establishment With content sticking like Poli-dent But I pay my dues I lay more chicks than Mother Goose Pass the O.J., 'cause I got juice Break the silence, and make the truce So yes yes, y'all - And you don't stop To the beat, y'all - And you don't dare stop To the hip, hop, hibby, hibby-dibby hip-hip-hop and you don't dare go off Go off like a canon, you're a copier Much sloppier so I'm gonna' drop ya You got a demo? Well I guess I'm gonna' shop ya Take a risk, like a disk you're floppier Uplifted 'cause I'm gifted Tough like algebra, but I'm twisted You mistfit, meet the better man Gonna' razz you just like Letterman Hip-hop, not a weasel goin' pop You don't stop Check the O.R. (Chorus x2) Back at last to compose the next swift rap Broom in my pocket so I don't need a hip pack Hip-hop tactics is what I be practicin' I don't act, I see heads and I crack 'em Only if they need it. I'm really a nice guy Still, I got a temp', but to the ladies I talk fly Makin' 'em smile for a while when I begin (Pin the chameleon) Comp'nies, here I am Headin' the right way and I won't stop this I'm knowin' the time, but I don't wear a pop Swatch Play MCs when I jump like in hopscotch Climbed the ranks, so consider me top-notch Take control of your system when I'm in it You wanna' get with this? I hit with persistence Swing, the countdown, 1-2-3-4 Smooth it out, now check the O.R. (Chorus x6) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gian-Luca Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 To be sung by Adam Braz: Landon Donovan, stay away from me! Landon Donovan, you're a cry baby-yyy! I don't want you hanging around our goal So shut your ugly filthy hole I've got more important things to do Such as laugh at the dives of Freddy Adu Now Donovan, I said stay away Landon Donovan, listen to what I say-ay-ay! Landon Donovan, stay away from me! Landon Donovan, you failed in Germany-yyy! I don't want you hanging around our goal! So shut your stupid ugly hole! Adu's dives can hypnotize Crappy concacaf ref's eyes Now Donovan, I said stay away Landon Donovan, listen to what I say-ay-ay! Prima Donovan, said get away Prima Donovan, listen what I say Don't come floppin' in our 18 yard box Or I'll kick you in the chops I don't need your diving team Or you'll face the wrath of Mr. Clean Garret Kusch can terrorize and put fear into your eyes Now Donovan, get away from me! American Donovan, you sucked in Germany-yyy! Go, gotta get away, gotta get away now go, go, go You're a prima Donovan You're a prima Donovan Bye-bye Bye-bye Bye-bye Bye-bye You're no good for the team The team's no good for you Gonna look you right in the eye Tell you what I'm gonna do You know I'm gonna leave You know you're gonna blow You know you're gonna heave You know you're going to blow, Donovan I'm going to leave Goodbye Landon Donovan Goodbye American prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River City Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 quote:Originally posted by Gian-Luca To be sung by Adam Braz: American Donovan, you sucked in Germany-yyy! I think we got ourselves a hit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northboys Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I think this might need its own thread, but with Gian-Luca's song, it works here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2002/09/01/CM321977.DTL quote:Originally posted by Landy Cakes And yet there is an almost eerie bond between the two. Although they had their sibling arguments, Landon has such faith in Tristan that he has told her if he ever brings home a girlfriend she -doesn't approve of, he will break up the next day. "I don't know if you can print this," Landon says, "but when she had her period, my stomach ached all night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gian-Luca Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 quote:Originally posted by northboys I think this might need its own thread, but with Gian-Luca's song, it works here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2002/09/01/CM321977.DTL That quote deserves a whole board of its own, never mind just a thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soju Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 My name is Clint mothaf*cka, the sensitive one, break your f*ckin' face with the butt of my gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metro Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 quote:Originally posted by Gian-Luca That quote deserves a whole board of its own, never mind just a thread! My stomach is aching after reading that quote. [xx(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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