Mimglow Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Time to get the creative juices flowing. We've got plenty of time and when we get close to the match, I'll take the best from here and print song sheets with our website on it for the people at the match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 quote:Originally posted by Mimglow Time to get the creative juices flowing. We've got plenty of time and when we get close to the match, I'll take the best from here and print song sheets with our website on it for the people at the match! To the tune of the Beatles "Hey Jude": Bé-Lize Don't take it bad, The English named you British Honduras Remember, you're just a colony 16 to nil, is in your future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 This one submitted from my friend Francis: Bélize! Bélize! what big fat bellies! Oh see how they match your British Honduras! P.S. Make sure you say Hondur-ASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ed Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 More bad Haiku. When wit deserts me I look to my friend Francis in desperation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachesl Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 To the tune of "Blue Moon" Bé-Leeeeeeeeeeeeeze You're playing like you are stoned Without a hope in your heart Without a goal of your owwwwwwwwwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeta Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Bit rude, but, aren't all the good ones? Part II. Gave it a bit more of a think. Seems to roll a bit better this way. Sorry, couldn't quite work "A Franki Yallop Experience" in just yet. Eco-nom-ic refugees have come up from Bel-ize. Eco-nom-ic refugees have come up from Bel-ize. They've brought a ball, They look a team. But we know what they realy want. To get the Hell out to British Hondorus And find themselves some jobs! (Chorus) They've made the border, They think they're home free. But they're in for a surprise. Deportation orders all around are bringing tears to all their eyes. (chorus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted January 7, 2004 Author Share Posted January 7, 2004 quote:Originally posted by Cheeta Bit rude, but, aren't all the good ones? Eco-nom-ic refugees have come up from Bel-ize. Eco-nom-ic refugees have come up from Bel-ize. They've made the border, They think they're home free. They're in for a surprise. Deportation orders all around Will bring tears to their eyes. (chorus) They've brought a ball, They look a team. But we know what they realy want. To get the Hell out to British Hondorus And just go find a job! (Chorus) I may regret asking this, but what's the melody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeta Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Melody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted January 7, 2004 Author Share Posted January 7, 2004 What I mean is did you base it on a song, or is it just a chant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeta Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Chant? Joke. Joke. Got you the first time. More just a chant. Got's a bit of a caddence (is that right) but it's just something in my head. Like Part 2 better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Well they are bound to have some sort of rivalry with Guatemala considering Guatemala has claimed some or all of Belize since colonial times. To the tune of Guantanamera? --> "You're just an English Guatemala..." And then there's the tried and tested: "Are you Guatemala in disguise?" but then again, they might take that as a compliment. But those are short on creativity... Could a "You run like you're being invaded by Guatemala!" banner have an effect? Ah gad, these are lame, but it's a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilfPTheReal99 Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 You may stop bowing to his highness now. To the tune of FELIZ NAVIDAD: "BELIZE ARE SO BAD" Belize are so bad Belize are so bad Belize are so bad, we're gonna knock them on their Hondur-ass We're gonna hit you today for four goals We're gonna hit you today for five goals We're gonna hit you today for six goals, and that will be just the stah-ahhhh-art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted January 7, 2004 Author Share Posted January 7, 2004 NICE! I love that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gian-Luca Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 How about "We hate Belize" to the tune of Monty Python's "I Like Chinese" I hate Belize I hate Belize This match ought to be a breeze Even Richard Hastings should score with ease I hate Belizian food Their waiters are always rude There's 1 or 2 of them in the stands today We better start to hate them, that's what I say I hate Belize They always try to score with their knees Their not cute, their not cuddly and their soccer doesn't please! On the other hand, that's a silly chant. Let's not use that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 My buddy Seb and I will bring a huge sign that says: "Canada welcomes British Honduras!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeD Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 quote:Originally posted by Mimglow My buddy Seb and I will bring a huge sign that says: "Canada welcomes British Honduras!!" That's awesome! Wish I'd thought of it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMB Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Making fun of the other team is good and all, but how about some chants about Canada, like Que sera, sera - whatever will be will be - we're going to Germany - que sera sera. or Drink, drink, wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a **** and we don't give a ****, We are going to the world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaku_bert Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 hey KMB! the punk band "the Business" included a chant to the same tune as your second offering on one of their songs. It was about Southgate missing a penalty it went Dance now wherever you may be coz he missed that f%^$#ingg penalty something something something wherever you may be coz he missed that f$%^$ing penalty They also have a song called Guiness Boys that I thought would be a good voyageur anthem Guiness boys, we are here, ohhh ohhh Guiness boys, we are here, ohh ohh Guiness boys we are here, love your women and dirnk their beer ohh we are the guiness boys (just replace guiness boys with voyageurs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 To the tune of Big Sugar's "Turn the lights on" : Paul Staleri, Baby Paul Stateri, Baby Paul Stalteri... Paul Staleri, Baby Keeps on running, Baby Paul Stalteri... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayWay Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Are there any Jews on this board (Jefferey S?) Am I alone in thinking Dayenu has the potential to be an awesome terrace anthem? It's already the ultimate drunken slurred Hebrew song. It's got the simplest beat, it's repetitive, and I don't think any Jew really knows the words, but only slurs it while under the influence of holiday wine until the chorus comes. Replace Dayenu with CAN-A-DA in the chorus and it's the type of song that could go on for hours just based on alcohol consumption. I know it will work because the song has been tested at the tables of many a family Jewish fest and damnit if my old Jewish dad can sing and sound like hoolie THAN SO CAN WE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varsity Tyler Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 To the tune of 'The Mighty Duke of Yoke' The Mighty Frank Yallop He has eleven men He marched the up to the top of the pitch And he marched them down again And when they're up they're up And when they're down they're down oh-hell-what-are-you-talkin-about (replaces 'and when they're only half-way up) you know they're never down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 quote:Originally posted by KMB Drink, drink, wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, And we don't give a **** and we don't give a ****, We are going to the world cup. Hey KMB, is this set to music or is it just a vocal chant? I'm asking because I'm compiling all of these for a songbook that will be distributed at the Belize game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 To the tune of Gowan's "You're a Strange Animal": Dwayne DeRosario Conquers his foe Dwayne DeRosario We've got to follow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 To the tune of Boney M's "Rasputin": Ra-Ra-Radzinski Canada's fierce goal-machine He has the best foot money can buy Ra-Ra-Radzinski Bélize can't keep up with him Another goal has just passed you by Okay, this one needs a little work, especially the last phrase...HELP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimglow Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 To the tune of Great Big Sea's "It's the End of the World as We Know It" It's the end of the cup for Bélize It's the end of the cup for Bélize It's the end of the cup for Bélize And we feel fine!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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