Tuscan Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 After our (fortunate) 1-0 over the Chinese the lot of us headed to The Pint downtown. Some drinks, food, WWC highlights and a ridiculously fun bus ride later, we've come up with a couple new ditties to share. Rob you might have to help with the Hope Solo song since I can't properly remember the first line. Solo Domestic Violence (working title) (to the tune of She'll be comin' round the mountain) So I got into a fight with family So I got into a fight with family So I got into a fight Got into a fight Got into a fight with family So I cocked my arm and punched him in the face I cocked my arm and punched him in the face So I cocked my arm and punched him Cocked my arm and punched him Cocked my arm and punched him in the face Then I beat him with a hubcap from my car I beat him with a hubcap from my car Then I beat him with a hubcap Beat him with a hubcap I beat him with a hubcap from my car Then I took some kinky pictures on my phone I took some kinky pictures on my phone Then I took some kinky pictures Took some kinky pictures I took some kinky pictures on my phone Fuck You Leroux (to the tune of Forget You by CeLo Green) We know this girl and her name's Leroux And we're like - Fuck You (oo-oo-oooooo) She's from BC but she plays for the yanks And we're like - Fuck you (oo-oo-oooooo) Her name ain't Dwyer and she's such a liar And we're like - Fuck you (oo-oo-oooooo) Still yet to find inspiration for the 4th line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob.notenboom Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Oh Jeff. You butchered the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscan Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 Re-write it how it actually was. I can't remember cuz you created the first two stanzas of it. The Leroux one, well, there was a solid dozen of us involved in that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob.notenboom Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Apologies. You didn't but her it. It was just a bit off. Not keen to put stuff like that in print tbh. So we can talk on Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gator Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 That must have been quite the afterparty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscan Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 It was full of watching highlights of the win and hearing classic Canadian pop and having a thinktank (of piss tanks!) to come up with new songs. Len's Steal My Sunshine needs to be used somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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