Beast call's it quits

[northboys]

[Daniel]

[Massive Attack]

This absolute comedy gold.

Good work northboys (and anyone else who joined in).

[juaninho]

Dear Northboys,

After your attack upon Mr.Beast/Batigol through a kaleidescopic plethora of images, I have decided to audit the contents of my life. I don't imagine it to be a quick process, so I can't recall when I will return with a favorable result.

But rest assured, I will not simply cover my lobotomy scars and change my ever-present Mexico '86 World Cup shirt with an Italia 90 shirt and consider the 'new me' to be, well, a new me.

Thanks for the unintended inspiration and may the kindness of fate provide you with further opportunities to do such charitable work(s).

Kind Regards,

J.

[Batigol]

First of all I'm not the Beast and secondly I think everyone who goes on this forum including myself up until now is the biggest greating loseer on the planet. Soccer in Canada sucks we should stick to drinking beer and to our dry humour!! Northboys, massive attack and everone else for that matter(except the beast) got great yourselves and enjoy whats left of canadian soccer because it's not going to exist anymore.

[northboys]

quote:Originally posted by Batigol

First of all I'm not the Beast and secondly I think everyone who goes on this forum including myself up until now is the biggest greating loseer on the planet. Soccer in Canada sucks we should stick to drinking beer and to our dry humour!! Northboys, massive attack and everone else for that matter(except the beast) got great yourselves and enjoy whats left of canadian soccer because it's not going to exist anymore.

[Massive Attack]

[juaninho]

quote:Originally posted by Batigol

First of all I'm not the Beast and secondly I think everyone who goes on this forum including myself up until now is the biggest greating loseer on the planet. Soccer in Canada sucks we should stick to drinking beer and to our dry humour!! Northboys, massive attack and everone else for that matter(except the beast) got great yourselves and enjoy whats left of canadian soccer because it's not going to exist anymore.

Before I begin my self-imposed exile, please note that my lobotomy scars seem to indicate that any further damage to my brain will not do that much more damage. So, imploring me to 'stick to drinking beer' is really of no help.

But if you told me to get someone to run over my head with a car a few times, now we're talkin' progress!

Yer Pal,

J.

[The Beaver]

Forget about lobotomies--too archaic, too effective, messes with your sex drive.

Much better to try a heady cocktail of two joints, a capful of ether, 3 martinis, and one of them Viagra things. Do this twice-daily, or 20 times a week, whichever makes you happier. Don't call me in the morning.

[juaninho]

quote:Originally posted by The Beaver

Forget about lobotomies--too archaic, too effective, messes with your sex drive.

Much better to try a heady cocktail of two joints, a capful of ether, 3 martinis, and one of them Viagra things. Do this twice-daily, or 20 times a week, whichever makes you happier. Don't call me in the morning.

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Wait I think I have something.

I thought that Beast was showing us with his mono-minded erudition that he had seen the light, reached 'Nirvana' if you will, with regards to soccer in Canada. I thought the seemless repetition of the same tireless point was there to illustrate to us, we toothless naves, what the 'true' status of soccer in Canada is and forever shall be.

Still have difficulties digesting some of the more abstract and obtuse points of his deductive prose. Okay, so the lobotomy's a bit extreme. The prescription you propose sounds promising, though for some reason I still haven't ruled out having a nifty little Yugo give my head the once-over a few times.

Now back to more pressing matters:

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[juaninho]

quote:Originally posted by The Beaver

Forget about lobotomies--too archaic, too effective, messes with your sex drive.

Much better to try a heady cocktail of two joints, a capful of ether, 3 martinis, and one of them Viagra things. Do this twice-daily, or 20 times a week, whichever makes you happier. Don't call me in the morning.

.....Interesting. So the path to 'self-enlightenment' is not thru the continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument.The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument.The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual....

Wait I think I have something.

I thought that Beast was showing us with his mono-minded erudition that he had seen the light, reached 'Nirvana' if you will, with regards to soccer in Canada. I thought the seemless repetition of the same tireless point was there to illustrate to us, we toothless naves, what the 'true' status of soccer in Canada is and forever shall be.

Still have difficulties digesting some of the more abstract and obtuse points of his deductive prose. Okay, so the lobotomy's a bit extreme. The prescription you propose sounds promising, though for some reason I still haven't ruled out having a nifty little Yugo give my head the once-over a few times.

Now back to more pressing matters:

The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument.The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument.The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument.The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument.The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument. The continual use of the same point to make an argument.

[The Beaver]

The problem with the cocktail I've prescribed is that you get the munchies and a raging boner but have no idea what to do about either of them.

As for the Beast: Is it the Broken Record Technique or is it a mantra? I fear, at times, that I've underestimated the little bugger. Mind you, I've also got a raging boner...

[marcl_19]

i gues i'll throw in my 2 cents...

Beast/batigol.....you're really a class act! or not...

Northboyz havnt seen yous around in a while...what happened to that spoof canada soccer internet magainzE?! i loved that

anyways im out

[canso]

His methods may be unsound but it is hard to argue with his conclusions:

Fire Yallop now!!!!!!

Boycott Rogers!!!!!!!

Kevan Pipe is an idiot!!!!!!!!

The CSA is incompertent!!!!!!!

The Beaver is a knob!!!!!!!

The above are all true statements.