canso Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 So now Tomasz (rhymes with dumbass) Radzinski has given Canada another milestone in notoriety for the average lager swillin footy fan. Consider how Canucks will be remembered in pubs everywhere: ALSFF: Yer from Canada then? Know much bout football? Canuck Stuck Abroad: Oh yes, watch the Prem every weekend. We've had a few good players over in England eh. ALSFF: Yea? Name one then? CSA: Well, there was Craig Forrest, used to be the goalkeeper at West Ham. AlSFF: Oh yea, he was the bloke who let in 9 against Man U. I remember him. Didn't touch the ball once for the whole match. Shell shocked, shouldn't wonder. CSA: Umm, yea, then there was Paul Peschisolido. You might know him better as Pesky, scored that blinder for the Blades in the playoffs? ALSFF: You mean the wee git who got sold by his wife? CSA: That too. Well how about Jason DeVos, finished a match with three broken ribs! ALSFF: You mean the guy who's at Wigan now? Yea, he's allright. CSA: Uhh, no, he used to be at Wigan. Went to Ipswich because of..uh...well...because Wigan we're getting close to promotion and would have had to renegotiate his contract after a year...and uh...you know...he grew up around tractors anyways...so... ALSFF: Hmm. Anyone else then? CSA: Yes actually, one of our most talented goalscorers ever, guy named Radzinksi, plays for Fulham! ALSFF: HAHAHAHAHA! Talented goalscorer, he says! You mean the guy who missed a wide open net with the keeper upfield on a corner? That was the worst miss ever! Broadside of a barn. No wonder we never see you lot in the World Cup! Oi, listen to this mates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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