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CSA finalizes location of National Stadium


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October 30th, 2003



Exciting news for Canadian soccer fans has been announced today from the ivory towers that house the Canadian Soccer Association (CSA) in Ottawa, Ontario. Today, the CSA held a press conference to announce the purchase of land for a new national soccer stadium.

In a strange twist of fate, however, the location of this new national stadium is not in the proposed location of Toronto any more. In fact, it is not even on the planet earth. The CSA has annouced that it will be building its stadium on the moon.

For the full report, visit http://www.freewebs.com/northboys

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You ain't seen nothing, 'till you've seen the website :D


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quote:Every year Dildo celebrates Canada Day and our own Traditional Dildo Days. These events are held on the swimming pool grounds where there are many activities, such as games, swimming, hot dogs, cold plates, and much more. As you can see Dildo is a very historic and traditional community.

Didlo Day? Is that anything like U-Day?

But, honestly people. The name Dildo, like the island, is one that carries with it alot of tradition and cultural heritage. As the webmaster correctly points out:

quote:It seems like the name of our fair town (Dildo) has attracted some attention albeit on the condescending type but hey attention is attention...it is not a town of perverts but rather a picturesque, historic seaside town..

Well put. Afterall, just look at two explanations given as to the Island's name-sake:


2. Imore can one go to Gay Side or Hibbs Hole as they now have more politically t is the name of an algonquin tree or

3. It comes from the shape of the headland that forms Dildo harbour.

You see, absolutely nothing risque or suggestive about the history of the name Dildo... Now please, behave and stop your childish laughter; or we'll send ya back down Gay Side into Hibbs Hole, where ya came from!

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