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The Ten Commandements of Belfast!


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Just my little response to the Recent Rioting. :D

(Some of You may Have already been sent this by Me!)

1. Thou Shalt have no other Gods but Buckfast!

2. Thou Shalt not make any Graven Images, unless it's of Bestie!

3. Thou Shalt not take the name of Buckfast in Vain!

4. Remember the Marching Season, and keep it for Rioting!

5. Honour Yer Ma!

6. Thou Shalt not Kill! Aye, Right!

7. Thou Shalt not Sheg a Millie who's Under 16!

8. Thou Shalt not be Caught Stealin'!

9. Thou Shalt not Bear False Witness against the McCartney Sisters, Feuding Loyalists or Sean Kelly!

10. Thou Shalt not Covet Thy Neighbour's Politician or Thy Neighbour's Fleg!

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