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  • Timewasting: MLS Back Catalogue - The Beatles


    Michael Mccoll

    Every few weeks we bring you "MLS Back Catalogue", where AFTN revisits artists' discographies, authors' bibliographies and different genres of music, books and films, all re-imagined with the current and recent players and managers of Major League Soccer. And this week, also future!

    And it's all done in a full 'Top of the Pops' style top ten countdown.

    We were inspired with our feature today by the Whitecaps MLS Reserve League game on Monday and the appearance of a certain Residency player for the Caps.

    Watch out for him featuring as we bring you today's MLS Back Catalogue by The Beatles....

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    (10) Adrian Cann Buy Me Love

    (9) A Hard Day's Wes Knight

    (8) Blue Jay Nolly Way

    (7) Marco Pappa's Lonely Hearts Club Band

    (6) Jamison Olave Me Do

    (5) Justin Morrow Never Knows

    (4) I Want To Hold Your Hans Backe

    (3) I Am The Tyson Wahlrus

    (2) Magical Miss Terry Dunfield Tour

    (1) Back In The Yassin Essa

    Some MLS tidbits...

    - We thought number two was particularly appropriate because when we think of Terry Dunfield in Vancouver, we still think of that penalty miss.

    - Portland's Darlington Nagbe is just crying out for an Eleanor Rigby pastiche.

    - An unconfirmed rumour suggests that Joe Cannon's favourite Beatles song is "All You Need Is Glove".

    - The Portland fans prefer "Spenny Lane"

    - But for Montreal Impact fans, by the end of the season it is clearly going to be "Help".



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