First of all the club has appointed Pinball Clemons as the stadium announcer.
“Pinball will bring his enthusiasm for football to BMO this year and we are extremely proud to have landed him,” a source said.
In addition, the club is planning on adding cheerleaders to the in-game experience. CSN was told that the cheerleaders would mingle with fans pre-game in the newly re-named Budweiser Endzone Beer Patio.
Additionally, the stadium will undergo a bit of a face lift. The red seats are to be replaced by two shades of blue and the south end will be pulled back a few yards to allow for better site lines.
“The most important plays of the game will take place right in front of them!” the source said.
Finally, a mascot will be added. CSN has obtained a leaked photo of the mascot, which can be seen below.
This post was written on April 1. Sadly, I’m not sure it will turn out to be satirical.
“Get used to it,” the source said.