Get your irresponsibly early MLS narratives here:
1. Austin's xG fraudulence has come home to roost
2. Maybe Nancy is good at this coaching stuff
3. LAFC is LAFCing it again
4. The Revs 2021 luck has returned
5. LA Galaxy: your 2023 meme team
6. Vancouver might be kind of ok pic.twitter.com/vZSLWyuNJi

— Eliot McKinley (@etmckinley) April 9, 2023