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WE ARE NEVER GOING TO MAKE THE HEX!!!


rob.notenboom

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We are completely toast and we’re never going to make the hex. Floro has us turtling and we will never be able to get a goal when we need one. When was the last time we scored from open play? He gets his lineups all wrong. He plays guys out of position. Henry at right back?! You’re kidding? Our best defender, and one who has been playing consistently is stuck on the bench because Floro is a hard-ass and won’t tolerate dissention. Floro is obviously a dinosaur who can’t man-manage, is tactically naïve, and loves yes men. We are going to go back down to San Pedro Sula and get owned again. Everything is setting up for a soul-crushing defeat. We were playing an insane game against Mexico at home, leaving ourselves exposed like that and going forward too much. If only Cavallini would accept the call, come and bang in three goals a game and save us. If only Arfield wasn’t injured, he would have saved us. If only Osorio was called because he’s the only truly creative player that’s getting consistent minutes. The CSA is a shambles. Mont Vic is stealing money from Scotiabank and saving it with TD. I saw him recently over at one of those old ‘Johnnycash’ machines … they only have a few in secret hiding places. The mainstream media doesn’t pay any attention to the game and kids just aren’t inspired. Plus, how can we improve when MLS won’t count Canadians as domestics. The USSF and MLS are conspiring against us. We had a chance to beat El Salvador at home and we blew it and our chances went out the window. El Salvador’s players were on strike and they were ripe for the picking. We will never get a home game in Canada as every game has more away fans than home fans. This is because soccer is not a top sport in Canada. This is because the Voyageurs are racist, sexist, bullies who kick people who look Mexican/don’t wear official Canada jerseys/need to sit down for a moment to rest their knees and feet out of the section. This is because people don’t respect what Canada has done for them. This is because so many soccer fans in Canada are Eurosnobs. We have no domestic league of our own and until we do, we are going nowhere in soccer. We will never get a domestic league because there is no support for it, it is not financially feasible, it would have to play on artificial turf and there will be Football lines on the field. There is no one in Canada that would invest in a Canadian league that is doomed to inevitable failure. If we get down in Honduras they will dive, time waste, point lasers, throw piss bags, wrap their net in razor wire, throw a party outside of our players’ hotel. We won’t be able to get a goal back anyway because we will only take short corners. We haven’t had a capable winger since Josh Simpson broke his leg. The supporters are fractured because no one can tell who the real face of Canadian soccer is. Once our players fly through the extra timezones to get to Vancouver (inevitably) in September, they will be too tired to play.

You see … it’s hopeless.

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Maybe just a tad exaggerated but you've hit the main points against Floro. 

Back at the GC we had warning signs but even then we all said it was too early to judge considering we hadn't got into qualifying. Seems like nothing has changed and it's more of the same for Benito. Here are some snippets from the GC:

Canada vs El Salvador stats GC15

Canada vs Jamaica comment from poster

Canada vs Costa Rica AT HOME in TDot stats GC15

Canada Costa Rica comments from posters

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My 83 year old mother (who knows nothing of our sport) watched tuesday nights game with me. I said a few seconds before our first corner kick "If this is a short pass I'm freakin' losing it". A minute later she went to bed........... Sorry about that. Another new fan lost....

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18 hours ago, rob.notenboom said:

 

We are completely toast and we’re never going to make the hex. Floro has us turtling and we will never be able to get a goal when we need one. When was the last time we scored from open play? He gets his lineups all wrong. He plays guys out of position. Henry at right back?! You’re kidding? Our best defender, and one who has been playing consistently is stuck on the bench because Floro is a hard-ass and won’t tolerate dissention. Floro is obviously a dinosaur who can’t man-manage, is tactically naïve, and loves yes men. We are going to go back down to San Pedro Sula and get owned again. Everything is setting up for a soul-crushing defeat. We were playing an insane game against Mexico at home, leaving ourselves exposed like that and going forward too much. If only Cavallini would accept the call, come and bang in three goals a game and save us. If only Arfield wasn’t injured, he would have saved us. If only Osorio was called because he’s the only truly creative player that’s getting consistent minutes. The CSA is a shambles. Mont Vic is stealing money from Scotiabank and saving it with TD. I saw him recently over at one of those old ‘Johnnycash’ machines … they only have a few in secret hiding places. The mainstream media doesn’t pay any attention to the game and kids just aren’t inspired. Plus, how can we improve when MLS won’t count Canadians as domestics. The USSF and MLS are conspiring against us. We had a chance to beat El Salvador at home and we blew it and our chances went out the window. El Salvador’s players were on strike and they were ripe for the picking. We will never get a home game in Canada as every game has more away fans than home fans. This is because soccer is not a top sport in Canada. This is because the Voyageurs are racist, sexist, bullies who kick people who look Mexican/don’t wear official Canada jerseys/need to sit down for a moment to rest their knees and feet out of the section. This is because people don’t respect what Canada has done for them. This is because so many soccer fans in Canada are Eurosnobs. We have no domestic league of our own and until we do, we are going nowhere in soccer. We will never get a domestic league because there is no support for it, it is not financially feasible, it would have to play on artificial turf and there will be Football lines on the field. There is no one in Canada that would invest in a Canadian league that is doomed to inevitable failure. If we get down in Honduras they will dive, time waste, point lasers, throw piss bags, wrap their net in razor wire, throw a party outside of our players’ hotel. We won’t be able to get a goal back anyway because we will only take short corners. We haven’t had a capable winger since Josh Simpson broke his leg. The supporters are fractured because no one can tell who the real face of Canadian soccer is. Once our players fly through the extra timezones to get to Vancouver (inevitably) in September, they will be too tired to play.

You see … it’s hopeless.

 

Gold star.

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