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I'm desperate for something referring Donald Trump and Mexicans.

You know, just for the occasion. 

Hey man, it's tougher than you'd think!

Hmm.  Guess we could just point at the Mexicans and chant Trump! Trump! Trump!

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, Cheeta said:

I'm desperate for something referring Donald Trump and Mexicans.

You know, just for the occasion. 

Hey man, it's tougher than you'd think!

Hmm.  Guess we could just point at the Mexicans and chant Trump! Trump! Trump!

 

 

 

Ahem...

to the tune of "Lump" by the Presidents of the United States of America:

Trump hates on you and it's really Harsh,

He says you're lazy and you should self-deport,

If he catches you wearing a Bandana,

He'll send your ass back home to Mexicana.

He's Trump, He's Trump, what's on his head?

He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump, His brain is Lead.

 

This would go well with a banner that says:

"Canadian Walls Keep Out Mexican Balls"

 

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2 hours ago, OnkelDal said:

Really interested to see chants posted that were done during the Hondoras match in Vancouver. Not much I was familiar with.

I have a lot of difficulty remembering those. Euphoria induced memory loss. I put the 'We're gonna win' one above, but otherwise I need some help. 

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On 2016-03-06 at 8:49 PM, rob.notenboom said:

This one was fun in Vancouver:

Chant: We're Gonna Win

Tune: Don't know

We're gonna win. We're gonna win. 

We're gonna win. We're gonna win. Ole ole. 

 

We're gonna win. We're gonna win. 

We're gonna win. We're gonna win. Ole ole. 

 

That night was also a little foggy for me, but this one one really stood out, It was my favourite chant of the game by far, just pure joy. :D 

It's really simple too, so hopefully we can get the whole place to follow along on the 25th

That would be downright intimidating by our polite Canadian standards. ;)
 

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8 minutes ago, ClashCitySoccer said:

That night was also a little foggy for me, but this one one really stood out, It was my favourite chant of the game by far, just pure joy. :D 

It's really simple too, so hopefully we can get the whole place to follow along on the 25th

That would be downright intimidating by our polite Canadian standards. ;)
 

I might have to contact Zach and get him to run me through the chants he led in November. Jog my memory. 

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On 3/3/2016 at 6:50 PM, rob.notenboom said:

Call and Response Chants

Chant: The Massive

Tune: No idea

Qu'est-ce que vous chantez? (Nous chantons les rouges allez) X4

ooOOoo!

(Each phrase above is a call and response between two side by side sections. The 'oh oh oh' section is to a tune I don't recognize.

I think it's a version of this one from Lens 

 

Love it and we sang it in Montreal but I doubt it would catch on in Vancouver unfortunately. What with it being entirely in french. I'm ok with staying with the simpler ones although that "We're not Gonna take it" one is pretty sweet... and the Trump stuff is hard to resist...

This stuff is always so hard to co-ordinate. Is anyone printing sheets? Has that ever been effective? 

I suppose as long as it's to a familiar enought tune, ppl should catch on. 

I gotta stop visiting this site every day. Just so very excited for the games. 

P.S. When the reds go marching in is great and super easy. Good one to march in to the stadium imo...

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1 hour ago, Markus said:

Love it and we sang it in Montreal but I doubt it would catch on in Vancouver unfortunately. What with it being entirely in french. I'm ok with staying with the simpler ones although that "We're not Gonna take it" one is pretty sweet... and the Trump stuff is hard to resist...

This stuff is always so hard to co-ordinate. Is anyone printing sheets? Has that ever been effective? 

I suppose as long as it's to a familiar enought tune, ppl should catch on. 

I gotta stop visiting this site every day. Just so very excited for the games. 

P.S. When the reds go marching in is great and super easy. Good one to march in to the stadium imo...

We actually did it in Vancouver in November. The Toronto guys led the call in one section and Zach led the response in the adjacent section. It seemed to go pretty well. We also did it in Seattle in 2013 (Zach leading) and it went well. 

 

I I understand that there are plans in the works to have more people coordinating throughout the section. Not sure if they are preparing song sheets and whatnot, but it's worth a shot to get more ppl involved. 

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Trying to remember this one accurately from Vancouver. Correct me please if I don't have it right.

Chant: Sweet Dreams

Tune: Sweet Dreams are Made of This

Sweet dreams are made of this.

Red and White on a field of green.

I travel the world and the seven seas.

To cheer on my country to victory.

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More of a Voyageurs lore chant (to the tune of Yellow Submarine):

We all want some Phillips Bakery,

Some Phillips Bakery,

Some Phillips Bakery,

We all want some Phillips Bakery,

Some Phillips Bakery,

Some Phillips Bakery

 

On Lower Middle Street

Right next to the library

For all your tasty delicacies

We love you Phillips Bakery

 

and repeat

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Not sure if we ever got the fourth line of this figured out (Califax I'm lookin at you). To the tune of "So Fuck You"

We know this girl and her names LeRoux and we're like - Fuck You-u-u (hoo-hoo-hoooooo)

She's from BC but she plays for the yanks and we're like - Fuck You-u-u (hoo-hoo-hoooooo)

Her name ain't Dwyer and she's such a liar so we're like - Fuck You-u-u (hoo-hoo-hoooooo)

[fourth line goes here]

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There's only one Richard Hastings

There's only one Richard Hastings

Against Mexico he scored the golden goal

Walking in an Hastings wonderland

 

Alternatively, and maybe this'll only ever work in Denver:

There's only one ball boy

There's only one ball boy

He likes 7-Up he drinks it from a cup

Walking in a ball boy wonderland

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14 minutes ago, Tuscan said:

Not sure if we ever got the fourth line of this figured out (Califax I'm lookin at you). To the tune of "So Fuck You"

We know this girl and her names LeRoux and we're like - Fuck You-u-u (hoo-hoo-hoooooo)

She's from BC but she plays for the yanks and we're like - Fuck You-u-u (hoo-hoo-hoooooo)

Her name ain't Dwyer and she's such a liar so we're like - Fuck You-u-u (hoo-hoo-hoooooo)

[fourth line goes here]

This is fantastic!

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17 minutes ago, Tuscan said:

There's only one Richard Hastings

There's only one Richard Hastings

Against Mexico he scored the golden goal

Walking in an Hastings wonderland

 

Alternatively, and maybe this'll only ever work in Denver:

There's only one ball boy

There's only one ball boy

He likes 7-Up he drinks it from a cup

Walking in a ball boy wonderland

Concurrently

There's only one de Guzman

There's only one de Guzman

There could've been more but his brother's a whore

Walking in a de Guzman wonderland

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5 hours ago, Tuscan said:

There's only one Richard Hastings

There's only one Richard Hastings

Against Mexico he scored the golden goal

Walking in an Hastings wonderland

 

Alternatively, and maybe this'll only ever work in Denver:

There's only one ball boy

There's only one ball boy

He likes 7-Up he drinks it from a cup

Walking in a ball boy wonderland

I did put the Hastings chant above FYI :)

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He'll build a wall,

He'll build a wall, 

He'll build a wall, and Mexico will Fuckin' pay

 

We'll build a wall,

We'll build a wall, 

We'll build a wall, and Mexico will Fuckin' pay

 

Can't jump this wall

Can't jump this wall 

Can't jump this wall, that Donald Trump has Fuckin' made

 

Set to the same tune as "We love our team", friend from England sent me this one. 

 

Not to just jump in here.     

 

 

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18 minutes ago, ckemble said:

He'll build a wall,

He'll build a wall, 

He'll build a wall, and Mexico will Fuckin' pay

 

We'll build a wall,

We'll build a wall, 

We'll build a wall, and Mexico will Fuckin' pay

 

Can't jump this wall

Can't jump this wall 

Can't jump this wall, that Donald Trump has Fuckin' made

 

Set to the same tune as "We love our team", friend from England sent me this one. 

 

Not to just jump in here.     

 

 

Is that the same tune as 'We're gonna win'?

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On 08/03/2016 at 3:28 PM, rob.notenboom said:

I might have to contact Zach and get him to run me through the chants he led in November. Jog my memory. 

I've only been to one whitecaps game, but I was standing next to Zach, and a lot of the tunes were familiar from November. (like others, I was somewhat hazy that day /night).

One positive is that Canada and Vancouver have 3 syllables when chanted or sung. 

Now, I think it was you who had that song to the tune of excursion around the bay. I am 101% behind changing the lyrics to suit, because that song is awesome. 

 

Oh me, oh my, I heard the Mexicans cry

Oh me, oh my, I think we're gonna die 

Oh me, oh my, I heard the Mexicans say

We never should have taken on the Maple Leaf today

 

 

Also, even Mrs. H. laughed at the wall one. And she's way more PC than most people I know. 

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2 hours ago, Adam H said:

I've only been to one whitecaps game, but I was standing next to Zach, and a lot of the tunes were familiar from November. (like others, I was somewhat hazy that day /night).

One positive is that Canada and Vancouver have 3 syllables when chanted or sung. 

Now, I think it was you who had that song to the tune of excursion around the bay. I am 101% behind changing the lyrics to suit, because that song is awesome. 

 

Oh me, oh my, I heard the Mexicans cry

Oh me, oh my, I think we're gonna die 

Oh me, oh my, I heard the Mexicans say

We never should have taken on the Maple Leaf today

 

 

Also, even Mrs. H. laughed at the wall one. And she's way more PC than most people I know. 

Yes that one is mine. I was incredibly surprised to suddenly hear @ted trying it out pre-match at Doolins in November. Maybe we can get it going. 

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