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How Bad Are We?


Robert

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After a weeks worth of crying in our beer it is time to smell the coffee and ask ourselves; how bad are we? The short answer to this difficult and unpalatable question is, of course, that we are bad enough to lose the most crucial match of our World Cup qualifying campaign by no less than EIGHT goals to one.

As the aftershocks of the San Pedro Sula bombardment continue to reverberate around the globe and the damaging fallout will certainly be felt by the entire Canadian soccer community for many years to come.

In perhaps the world’s only country where soccer has had to struggle for recognition, the 8-1 shellacking failed to escape even the attention of our grandmothers. Everyone noticed the result, which has now become a national embarrassment and threatens the very existence of the game in Canada. The shame is unbearable as laughing foreigners deride; “You guys suck at soccer! You guys should stick to ice-hockey!”

Yes, the CSA was able to fleece enough impressionable, beer-guzzling Voyageurs to fill one section of BMO field with slick “see thee rise” commercials, but the fact that so many seats remained empty at these World Cup encounters is abundant proof that our governing body doesn’t have a clue that such gimmicks do not work with real Canadian soccer fans. For them, an entertaining and competitive product on the field is essential before they will even consider showing up.

The inability of the CSA’s current president and Board of Directors to design and implement a structure that is capable of developing internationally competitive players, only guarantees that we will suffer more humiliations in the future and it will become increasingly difficult for aspiring Canadian soccer players to secure gainful employment overseas. Sadly enough, even our own professional clubs are not particularly interested in fielding Canadian players at this time.

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Yes, the CSA was able to fleece enough impressionable, beer-guzzling Voyageurs to fill one section of BMO field with slick “see thee rise” commercials, but the fact that so many seats remained empty at these World Cup encounters is abundant proof that our governing body doesn’t have a clue that such gimmicks do not work with real Canadian soccer fans.
This just in, Voyageurs not real Canadian soccer fans. Film at eleven.
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So I'm not a real Canadian soccer fan because I drink beer? Or because I show up to support Canada? And right you are us Voyageurs were simply fleeced (I assume you were speaking financially), having to shell out $20 per ticket to watch those matches.

I've enjoyed reading your diatribes (in fairness diatribe this week as no matter what thread you start the message is the same) Robert, your heightened sense of self worth and importance shows that you really bought into the schtick that everyone is special and one person can make a difference, so preach on brother, just stay away from the Kool-Aid you never know what us nefarious types put in there to silence the trailblazers.

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yes, the csa was able to fleece enough impressionable, beer-guzzling voyageurs to fill one section of bmo field with slick “see thee rise” commercials, but the fact that so many seats remained empty at these world cup encounters is abundant proof that our governing body doesn’t have a clue that such gimmicks do not work with real canadian soccer fans. For them, an entertaining and competitive product on the field is essential before they will even consider showing up.

wtf?

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I can confirm that my grandmother is entirely unaware of last week's World Cup qualifying result, which invalidates your point.

Also, fun fact: My grandmother pronounces aluminum as "aluminium". So she would say: "Robert's hat is made of aluminium."

She's adorable.

Does she make cookies? It is my experience that grandmas make the best cookies. I

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Can I make one plea to the mods? Please don't shut this one down (or at least not for a little while).

I think we need a full and wholesome examination on the board of the beer-guzzling Voyageurs as not real Canadian soccer fans. Discuss Robert's statement.

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What I really want to hear is what I have to do to become a real fan.

1. Repeatedly spam "Canadian soccer supporters" message board with minor variations of the same nonsensical diatribe over and over and over again, making sure to add a new and hilarious misspelling/malapropism along the way

2. ?

3. Profit!

(Note: Step 2 cannot be defined as "sell books")

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Just to comment on one of Robert's statements about the attendance. If you watched the matches or were present in Toronto, you will have noticed that except for the upper tier, the stadium was packed, enthusiastic and loud. I don't know what more you could have expected.

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What I really want to hear is what I have to do to become a real fan. Stop drinking beer?

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WHOAH! Whoah, now.

I know everybody is a bit on edge these days but I think we all just need to step back for a sec and calm down.

For one second just step back...calm down...and think this through a little before we start getting all crazy.

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Funny, what Robbi has on the computer screen above doesn't seem to match the time frame of the equipment. Interesting. I'll bet most Vs aren't old enough to have seen (used) that device on the bottom :)

Anyone remember those old modems (with the rubber cups) that you used to have to put a phone onto. We used to have to do that with our Tandy laptops. Great times!

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