Robert Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1 Odds of being killed by lightning: 2,320,000 to 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1 Odds of being killed by lightning: 2,320,000 to 1 Isn't it about time you started a thread bashing the CSA for losing to the US the other night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcoatsforever Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1 Odds of being killed by lightning: 2,320,000 to 1 ...aaaaaaaand how do those odds change when you're in a structure built out of metal during a heavy storm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trident Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 With Montreal joining the MLS we could revert back to the old Voyageur system of letting MLS games doubled as a Canadian championship. Wouldn't that make the game boom amongst enthusiasts like never before? You're honestly so strange I can never tell if that's sarcasm or serious. Nobody, because most people were sensible and statistically people who take modest precautions will not be struck. Your attitude about the lightning at BMO Field is dumb beyond comprehension and demonstrates an abysmal lack of understanding of the phenomenon of lightning and a cavalier disregard for other people's safety and wellbeing. Wow... keep going richard, everyone is supporting you this time! Unleash the beast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 Naw, I'll let some one else start that thread after we loose to Panama. Although on this forum it would not surprise me if everyone continued to suckhole and defend the CSA. Isn't it about time you started a thread bashing the CSA for losing to the US the other night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviola7 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Sorry, I just had to resurrect this thread. Silly Mexicans, Australians, and Danes - they clearly don't know how to use a pitchfork: http://www.fifa.com/u17worldcup/organisation/media/newsid=1461971/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narduch Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Haha, nice find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcoatsforever Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Is no-one free from Towrad interference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJT Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Sorry, I just had to resurrect this thread. Silly Mexicans, Australians, and Danes - they clearly don't know how to use a pitchfork: http://www.fifa.com/u17worldcup/organisation/media/newsid=1461971/index.html It should also be pointed out that the match was replayed in its entirety, starting at 0-0, despite the fact that Denmark led the original match 1-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 Are the original tickets honoured for Saturday's match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul-collins Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Only for TFC fans and other associated CSA lackeys. Oh, and anyone who knows the shibboleth. (towrads) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFCRegina Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Life is a box of chocolates. In Robert's case, he would prefer to eat a box of poisoned chocolates, even knowing that they were loaded with poison because he couldn't have missed out on that opportunity to indulge himself. Would somebody think about the chocolate? What would happen if it was wasted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 It is 3:49 AM in Regina and all is quiet in this small prairie town. A light flickers in the darkness and the silence is broken by the tapping sounds of a keyboard. TFCRegina is obsessing about Robert. (Clearly Canadian post #87) It is 3:54 AM and TFCRegina's creative juices towrads Robert are really starting to flow. (Help post #26) It is #3:55 AM and Robert is taking up way to much space between TFCRegina's ears. (Help post #27) What colour are your panties, little boy? Jeez, I wonder who else thinks about me so much in the middle of the night? In Robert's case, he would prefer to eat a box of poisoned chocolates, even knowing that they were loaded with poison because he couldn't have missed out on that opportunity to indulge himself. Would somebody think about the chocolate? What would happen if it was wasted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFCRegina Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 It is 3:49 AM in Regina and all is quiet in this small prairie town. A light flickers in the darkness and the silence is broken by the tapping sounds of a keyboard. TFCRegina is obsessing about Robert. (Clearly Canadian post #87) It is 3:54 AM and TFCRegina's creative juices towrads Robert are really starting to flow. (Help post #26) It is #3:55 AM and Robert is taking up way to much space between TFCRegina's ears. (Help post #27) What colour are your panties, little boy? Jeez, I wonder who else thinks about me so much in the middle of the night? Clearly Canadian Post 87 was posted at 9:49PM. I guess that's 3:54AM Regina time? No that would make Help Post 26 and 27 at 9:54 and 9:55 PM. Not only are you incapable of thinking critically about football, you also can't even do basic time changes. So if you consider before 10PM as the middle of the night, I have to ask the question: What time do your handlers (you may call them your special friends) put you in your cage for bedtime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcoatsforever Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 It is 3:49 AM in Regina and all is quiet in this small prairie town. A light flickers in the darkness and the silence is broken by the tapping sounds of a keyboard. TFCRegina is obsessing about Robert. (Clearly Canadian post #87) It is 3:54 AM and TFCRegina's creative juices towrads Robert are really starting to flow. (Help post #26) It is #3:55 AM and Robert is taking up way to much space between TFCRegina's ears. (Help post #27) What colour are your panties, little boy? Somehow I imagine you're not allowed near too many elementary schools, Robert. Jeez, I wonder who else thinks about me so much in the middle of the night? Well, it's certainly not Mrs.Robert, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trident Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I realise I'm not popular on here, but ****, is there nothing we can do as a board to keep creepy **** like "What colour are your panties, little boy?", from being posted on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcoatsforever Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I realise I'm not popular on here, but ****, is there nothing we can do as a board to keep creepy **** like "What colour are your panties, little boy?", from being posted on here? You would think so, but apparently not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFCRegina Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Huh, Whitecaps match postponed due to waterlogged pitch. How come the players didn't get out pitchforks and drain the field faster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 No love for the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Guess they could have used the pitchforks to puncture the plastic sheet under the natural grass sod to let the water drain away. Oh wait, that would have deposited a whole lot of unwanted earth/silt into the artificial turf and probably ruined it. I suppose that's why they put plastic sheeting down in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcoatsforever Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Guess they could have used the pitchforks to puncture the plastic sheet under the natural grass sod to let the water drain away. Oh wait, that would have deposited a whole lot of unwanted earth/silt into the artificial turf and probably ruined it. I suppose that's why they put plastic sheeting down in the first place. Well, when I was a boy in Holland we wouldn't have taken "no" for an answer. So there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 This is not Holland and the MLS players are a little beyond boyhood so they know better ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul-collins Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Richard, you're getting in the way of a good troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 OK, I'll stop :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 Ever wonder why good teams with good players, like Manchester City, will not play on third-world-MLS surfaces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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