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A very special subforum for our Bosniak friend.

Please feel free to post poems, tributes, etc to heal the pain young Ass-Smear suffered and continues to suffer from.

I would like to open the forum with a special tribute to one of Ass-Smear's admirers and his heart-felt response that I would like to share with you.

Posted by SuperAttacker, NYC. Surprisingly no relation to Super Dave.

"Posted - 11/07/2009 : 10:56:11

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Originally posted by Ed

I am Bosniak supporter in New York.

I am not stupid. I don't eat pork.

Young Begovic I like in goal.

Reminds me of my favourite foal.

That I had sex with a long time ago.

On our farm near Sarajevo.

One of many so excellent Bosniak poems available TODAY for Bosniak fans!!! YES.

You LIKE!! YES!!!!!

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THis by far is the stupidest post and stupidest poem I have ever read in my whole life.

BTW You Spelled Favorite wrong moron "

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And, another, in response to Jason Devos' column on our Bosniak friend's suffering:

"I am Bosniak refugee,

Livink in West Germany,

Family forced out once again,

Finally get to Edmintin.

Enjoy our freedom in welfare state,

High on hog, life is great,

Playing sport from dawn til dark,

I am best boy on the park.

Get chosen for Cdn team,

I am now livink Bosniak dream,

Cdn sport put me on payroll,

Parents back to Sarajevo.

Now I look around my flat,

No hardware for my new hat.

Can Bosniak soccer take me back

or jersey with a Union Jack?

No more long flights for this Bosniak,

Might get just a bit of flack,

But I make choice to join Balkan team

Where swapping tongues is more than dream.

IS REALITY YESSSS!!! IS GOOD LIFE YESSS?? "

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In Sarajevo where the bombs did fall

All I wanted was to stop the ball

Moved away to the Rhein

Till the Germans Kicked out my behind

Came to Canada for some time

Wow! these soccer fields don't have one land mine

The streets are clean even the curbs

No more worrying about Bosnian Serbs

Im good with the ball I will accept the call

Canada, in life, gave me most of all

Poster Child of the CSA

Adidas commercials played all day

I became a whore what can I say

Kissing National team members gets me excited in a way,

The Bosnia team is full of flames

The Canadian team should hire Graham James

How is this one Ed?

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^Laughing MY ASS OFF!

Wow! These soccer fields don't have one land mine

I am hence forward, through no fault of my own, an ass-less freak of nature.

I am not worthy. I am not worthy....

P.S. Don't have one for Assmire, but I sort of had one in my head for Jacob Who-Who?

Remember, remember the 5th of November

Loonies, lies & plot

I seen no reason a Lunatic's treason

Should ever be forgot.

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Eddie Money Two tickets to paradise fits for Jacob with some small tweaks

Got a surprise especially for Hart,

Something right before the national team departs.

I've waited so long, waited so long.

I've waited so long, waited so long.

I'm gonna take a trip that's so close to here,

I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, one is gonna disappear.

I've waited so long, waited so long.

I've waited so long, waited so long.

I've got a ticket to Prauge tonight,

Hart can just go and cancel my flight,

I've got a ticket to Prauge tonight,

I've got a ticket to Prauge tonight.

oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh

oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh

The Czechs are taking me on a trip so close here,

New fifa rules made my Canadian commitments all just disappear.

I've waited so long, waited so long.

I've waited so long, waited so long.

I've got a tickets to Prauge tonight,

Boris is so proud of me thats right,

I've got a ticket to Prauge tonight

Why did dad leave this paradise?

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