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I don't like World Cup Qualifying, it's no fun to watch with all that pressure and hope and shattered telvision screens. It hurts actually, physically hurts, deep down kind of hurt, a twisting kind of pain that stops and starts, like Jack Warner's got a corkscrew in my heart. I don't like it.

Let's get three other teams that aren't going to the World Cup together next summer and pretend they're in our World Cup group and make believe we qualified and Jack Warner is just a fictional name used to sell chewing tobacco and Benito Archundia is an obscure Mexican muralist and Chuck Blazer is what happens when your three year old throws up on your sports jacket.

Group F





I think we could get to the second round from this group!

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