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I figured that the following breakdown, provided by Miche in the thread "See you all in 4 years", deserved its own thread. I'm absolutely gutted like the rest of you, and I am definitely not an optimist on a day-to-day basis... but hell, if we're not going to hold out hope that the near-impossible can happen for the CMNT, who will?

Anyway, Miche's scorelines:

Honduras 3 Jamaica 0

Mexico 2 Canada 0

Honduras 1 Canada 2

Jamaica 0 Mexico 1

Canada 1 Mexico 1

Jamaica 2 Honduras 2

Honduras 1 Mexico 3

Jamaica 0 Canada 4!

Standings

Mexico 16

Canada 8

Honduras 7

Jamaica 2

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Edited from the movie Animal House:

D-Day: War's over, man. Jack Warner dropped the big one.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard]

Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[runs out, alone; then returns]

Bluto: What the f*** happened to the Voyageurs I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might lose again." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Mexico, they're dead! Honduras, dead! Jamaica...

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

D-Day: Let's do it.

Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

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