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I'll personally deliver JdG a poutine a donair and a double-double if he choses to play for a Canada. Along with a Nanimo bar and a Beaver Tail pastry if he wants with a dozen butter tarts. But if he choses Holland a Bronx cheer is all he'll get.

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quote:Originally posted by Daniel

Can I say it one more time? (since I seem to be the bad guy in this thread)

WE ARE FANS. YOU ARE CANADIAN WHEN YOU PLAY FOR CANADA. IF YOU CHOOSE TO ABANDON YOUR TEAM AND COUNTRY AND SUIT UP FOR ANOTHER COUNTRY, WE WILL *NOT* SUPPORT YOU NOR CARE WHAT YOU DO WITHIN CANADA TO "BETTER" SOCCER.

I agree 100% with Daniel.

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quote:Originally posted by argh1

I'll personally deliver JdG a poutine a donair and a double-double if he choses to play for a Canada. Along with a Nanimo bar and a Beaver Tail pastry if he wants with a dozen butter tarts. But if he choses Holland a Bronx cheer is all he'll get.

How about some relish, maple syrup, {ketchup/bbq/dill pickle} chips, and maybe a Mountain Dew Slurpee.

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I'll roll a nice big BC fattie for the lad! After sampling the herb, he'll be wanting the maple syrup and poutine and double-doubles and a shot or two of Newfie screech etc. Goddamm, with a national cuisine as fine as ours, how could he even consider playing for Holland?

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quote:Originally posted by The Beaver

I'll roll a nice big BC fattie for the lad!

For Christ's sake he's 18 and in Holland. Rotterdam of all places.

Come on. That-lad can spin a nice, tight, Marley with this left hand while blah, blah, blahing into the cel phone tucked up under his chin at the left shoulder and at the same time use his right mitt to wave a fiver at the dancer contorting in front of his lager.

AND while doing all this, juggle a limp football with his little sandled feet right from his sticky vinyl lounge chair tucked up there in sniffers row using only neon tubing and disco ball lighting to guide his judgment.

Or so I've heard.

(Oh-my-God, I need to get out).

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BrennanFan: You are sounding rather existential, maybe even nihilistic. [Or perhaps I've misread; perhaps you are simply stoic or Zen-like in your approach to death/life].

Whatever the case, if you are feeling ridden with agnst, do not suffer alone. [i suppose that is why you hang out here, with the rest of us angst-laden Canadian soccer fans.] If you are in the area, let me know and we'll find a jug of maple syrup and a few other Voyageurs and we'll smoke you up real good. Will it get rid of the angst, the pervasive sense that this is all meaningless? Well, not really, but at least you won't be able to focus your attention on any one thing long enough to let it bother you.

This is how I deal with the prospect of DeGuzman the Younger turning traitor on us. I supposed I've Hargreaves to blame for my chronic addiction. Or the CSA. Or my fear of death.;)

Damn, this post is no longer about football, is it? Or is it?

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BrennanFan: You are sounding rather existential, maybe even nihilistic. [Or perhaps I've misread; perhaps you are simply stoic or Zen-like in your approach to death/life].

Whatever the case, if you are feeling ridden with agnst, do not suffer alone. [i suppose that is why you hang out here, with the rest of us angst-laden Canadian soccer fans.] If you are in the area, let me know and we'll find a jug of maple syrup and a few other Voyageurs and we'll smoke you up real good. Will it get rid of the angst, the pervasive sense that this is all meaningless? Well, not really, but at least you won't be able to focus your attention on any one thing long enough to let it bother you.

This is how I deal with the prospect of DeGuzman the Younger turning traitor on us. I supposed I've Hargreaves to blame for my chronic addiction. Or the CSA. Or my fear of death.;)

Damn, this post is no longer about football, is it? Or is it?

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