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wow, just saw the "Jonathan DeGuzman" thread on the mens' national forum, and had no idea my good name was being dragged through the trash by the Beast. And, for some reason the damned thread is locked, preventing me from the opportunity to rebutt.

First off, to the good Dutchman who took me to task for saying the Dutch owe us and that we should annex the Netherlands: Get a frickin sense of humour. I know the Dutch are stereotypically seen as a humourless bunch, but I refuse to believe this. Wise up, my man. Could you not discern that anybody suggesting that Canada annex the Netherlands is taking the piss? Do you really think that somebody living in "Vansterdam", an avowed progressive and pot-smoker, would think the Dutch owe us anything for our efforts in liberating chunks of your country? Come on. Think a little. My only hope is that when the US eventually invades Canada, that the Dutch and the rest of our allies will come help us fight the Yanks.

As for the Beast, Gordon puts it best: Pure Comedy Gold. (Sad thing is The Beast thinks he is funny because he is TRYING TO BE FUNNY, when in fact he is funny despite himself. If that makes any sense. He has become a caricature of himself.

Okay, I don't expect anybody to respond to this. In fact, if the mods want to lock this one, go for it. I just wanted to vent a little.

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quote:Originally posted by The Beaver

for some reason the damned thread is locked

Maybe the reason is that the last 12-13 posts in the thread did not belong. And it's easier to lock the thread, which obviously wasn't going anywhere near the topic anyway, than delete 12-13 posts (which have to be deleted one at a time). On the other hand, had no one responded to Beast, only 2-3 posts would have had to be deleted. Hence, my point about not responding to Beast.
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To my bong-brothers: Amen. And yes, I think the best line of defense against a US invasion is clouds and clouds of smoke billowing over the 49th. Then, when the poor SOBs come running to us all giggly and dope-footed and crying for "brownies, my kingdom for brownies", we'll capture them, throw them in some of our many closed hospitals, and force them to eat maple syrup and Canadian bacon and listen to Bryan Adams until they properly surrender and agree to become Canadian citizens. Either that, or we spark up a dube with as many soldiers as possible and force our governments to erase the border and rename the country, "The Dominion of Canabis." And then we'd get down to business and play some footie.

DJT--mostly I just wanted to respond to the dude from the Netherlands. The Beast is a tool--and he knows it--so I mostly mess with his little brain and do not get into arguments with him. I agree, it is best to ignore the turd. (And he IS a turd.)

Hey, where's Beaches?

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quote:Originally posted by FC Beast

Before picking on Amsterdam for their pot smoking, BC is one of the

world's biggest place for growing/smoking the "weed" and i trust by your responce that your having a puff or two yourself at the moment.

I didn't drag your name through the mud, i don't take cheap shots,

thats you, LMS, DJT, Daniel from Montreal, line of work.

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Pure Comedy Gold! One Night Only at "The Voyageur" Come see Nationally Reknowned Comedian, FC Beast, as he tosses the yuks left, right and centre.

Just for clarification, when has DJT dragged anybody's name--or other parts--through the mud? DJT seems to play a very fair, above-the-belt game. you probably shouldn't defame the one person who actually protects your (slim) privileges here.

Which begs to question: Why the hell am I responding to this doorknob?

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quote:Originally posted by The Beaver

Pure Comedy Gold! One Night Only at "The Voyageur" Come see Nationally Reknowned Comedian, FC Beast, as he tosses the yuks left, right and centre.

Just for clarification, when has DJT dragged anybody's name--or other parts--through the mud? DJT seems to play a very fair, above-the-belt game. you probably shouldn't defame the one person who actually protects your (slim) privileges here.

Which begs to question: Why the hell am I responding to this doorknob?

He just left a nasty remark to about me on another topic, turd is what i believed he said, just for clarification.

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quote:Originally posted by DJT

On the other hand, had no one responded to Beast, only 2-3 posts would have had to be deleted. Hence, my point about not responding to Beast.

My apologies. I knew it was a bad idea at the time. Will try to keep that down in the future.

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I'm puzzled as to what starts with c, ends with t, has four letters in between and is profane enough to be censored?

But what I really wanna know is if DJT can share what he knows about the Beast that makes him so sympathetic. Is he just extra compassionate? Is it blackmail? Idealistic principles of freedom of speech?

Or are they both Celtic supporters?

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quote:Originally posted by canso

I'm puzzled as to what starts with c, ends with t, has four letters in between and is profane enough to be censored?

But what I really wanna know is if DJT can share what he knows about the Beast that makes him so sympathetic. Is he just extra compassionate? Is it blackmail? Idealistic principles of freedom of speech?

Or are they both Celtic supporters?

Well, having had a few MSN chats with DJT, I can state that as a moderator/administrator he is genuinely imbued with a full sense of responsibility to maintain the principles of free speech as much as reasonably possible. I know that it seems to be something that acts on you under the weight of responsibility, but that is the case for hime especially. I know that I have been too darn responsible since becoming a (now rather absent) moderator. It's something even vast amounts of tequilla have failed to expunge from my sorry self.

And I don't think that a Lazio supporter like DJT would be liked to be linked to Celtic.:)

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quote:Originally posted by canso

I'm puzzled as to what starts with c, ends with t, has four letters in between and is profane enough to be censored?

But what I really wanna know is if DJT can share what he knows about the Beast that makes him so sympathetic. Is he just extra compassionate? Is it blackmail? Idealistic principles of freedom of speech?

Or are they both Celtic supporters?

The word was.....CHRIST.

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