Desigol Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Let's have a Sticky thread about everyone's favourite Butt-of-Jokes. How does Michael Jackson pick his Nose? From a Catalogue. What does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10? Two 5 Year Olds. How do you know Michael Jackson is about to become President? The White House Employ a 13 Year-Old Intern. Any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? They both stick their meat in 12 year-old buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desigol Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 http://www.pasteeaters.com/funny_jokes/Michael_Jackson_Jokes.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former Champ Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 How many Micheal Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know I just wanted to join in![] Here's a good one... "... the doggone girl is mine..." or "i'm bad, I'm bad... really really bad..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Q: What did Michael Jackson say to his wife on their wedding night? A: As far as you're concerned, this (points at his crotch) is "Never Never Land". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Boy Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 ok I have to weigh in... What's the difference between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? One's made of plastic and the other is used to put groceries in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beaver Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 I'm sure we could work in a Jacko joke with something about the Monarchy, Ivor Evans and the new Pope. Ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desigol Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Apparently Pope Benedit XVI is taking an interest in the Michael Jackson case. If He hears any more allegations of Sexual Abuse, He has no choice but to make Michael Jackson a Priest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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