Canadienfan Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Let's see-if it meant Canada beats Honduras next game how far would you go to prove your loyality to the football gods? Would you let a drunken Yallop party naked with your significant other? What personal sacrifice would you endure? What say you fellow football Heathens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertuzzi44 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 what would YOU endure Canadienfan??[?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadienfan Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 I'd eat a small boiled dog if thats what it would take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dave Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Uhmmm, I'd endure having every red light to and from work for the rest of my career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeta Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I'd build a prominent Blatter-Warner-Pipe shrine repleat with christmas lights, wind chimes, and vanilla scented candles in an appropriate place of honour in my house. Right above the cat's litter box. And would meditate on the forgiveness I humbly seek from said honoured spirits for all those years of my misguided, pridefull abuse of these wise and noble beings. To the toll of one hour per day. Without cleaning the litter box first. And before lighting the Body Shop aromatheripy vanilla scented candles. As a final gesture of my sinserity to conclude my meditations I'd honour each Noble Being with a shot of 12 year old Canadian Club, sacrificed to the litter box. Said pentence to continue until we're dumped, or qualify, for the tourny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sstackho Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I would attend a ritualistic circumcision ceremony at 7:30am tomorrow morning. (since i am anyway [:0]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerbeast Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 as far as predicting the make me laughs will win the stanley cup this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeta Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 quote:Originally posted by sstackho I would attend a ritualistic circumcision ceremony at 7:30am tomorrow morning. (since i am anyway [:0]) Ouch. Unless of course, it isn't your ritualistic circumcision... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadienfan Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 Soccerbeast-would you let a drunken Yallop party naked with your significant other? This could clear up the fact for many regarding your support of Canada's MNT. P.S. Damn, Cheeta you sure know how to appease the football gods!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadiankick97 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Shave all of my body hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 For 24 hours I would watch a 5 second tape loop of Geoff Aunger dribbling into touch, unmarked, while playing for Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadienfan Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 So far it's between Cheeta and Paddy with Dave right on their tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sstackho Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 quote:Originally posted by Cheeta Ouch. Unless of course, it isn't your ritualistic circumcision... Well, it wasn't mine, but that didn't prevent me from blacking out for the first time in my life. Very weird. It slowly crept up on me a couple of minutes after the snip. At first I thought I felt a bit hungry, then nauseated, then saw white, then stumbled back and heard someone say "is he fainting?" And no, I didn't watch. It must have been the baby's continued cries that set me off. [V] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachesl Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Sit with me woman and patiently watch her tv shows. Wait a minute, I already do that to appease other gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeta Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Yah, mon. I hear dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueviking Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 if i could guarantee a win, i would give up watching the two professional sports teams that i have cheared for since i was 4 years old....the winnipeg jets and the montreal expos....oh wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhat Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 If I could guarantee a win, I would endure watching Canada-Ecuador (GC2002) where the ref gifted Aguinagua 2 goals in the final 5 minutes. Or worse, go shopping with my wife for maternity clothes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fza Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 If I could guarantee a win for the reds, I would become friends with Soccerbeast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCatracho Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 You guys are really funny, How far would I go to see my honduran team win? Well the game is in San Pedro sula 100 miles away from my home in Tegucigalpa I would go walking all the 100 miles naked,no water or food but happy to gurantee my teams win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 quote:Originally posted by JCatracho You guys are really funny, How far would I go to see my honduran team win? Well the game is in San Pedro sula 100 miles away from my home in Tegucigalpa I would go walking all the 100 miles naked,no water or food but happy to gurantee my teams win. Hi, Look, we are Canadians and don't want our competition or their fans getting hurt, so please, just stick to lobbing bags of urine at our players and stoning the bus. Unless of course you feel that Canadians players are too used to this thus creating a more familiar and less threatening environment for them (ah, rocks and urine always remind me of fall in Honduras). Perhaps just intimidating the referee like last time will be enough (remember the Jamaican who gifted you two goals in the 1994 qualifying?). Anyway, good luck, and hey, I am a Canadian doormat, so I have to be sincere or my post will be deleted and/or the members of this board will attack me for not being so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natesta Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I'd watch every Olsen Twin movie back to back, then follow it up with a dash of Hillary Duff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timotas Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I'd go on a dinner date with soccerbeast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timotas Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I'd go on a dinner date with soccerbeast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadienfan Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 I'll up the ante. I would open the ticking package sent in the mail from "G" to the CSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeta Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Oh yeah! Well I'll see your letter bomb opening and raise you.... a weeks worth of dedicated attendance on the Network 54 forum AND give up my regular drink during the same period whilst sticking strictly to a diet of Teuquila and Old Vienna beer. Or worse, Molson Export. Warm,,, flat,,, Molson Export. Bleah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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