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Sung to Que Sera Sera:

Que sera, sera

Whatever will be, will be

We’re not going to Germany

Got screwed by the referee

When will the CSA wake up and see

No one takes Canada seriously

How ever strong our protest will be

It will be place under a cup of coffee

By the powers that be

Who’s a new selectee

To take over Pipe’s presidency

Perhaps we should see

If Jake Warner can be killed for a fee

Time to hang up my tee

And support Hockey

What will be, will be

What a waste of beer.

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quote:Originally posted by Paddy

Sung to Que Sera Sera:

Que sera, sera

Whatever will be, will be

We’re not going to Germany

Got screwed by the referee

When will the CSA wake up and see

No one takes Canada seriously

How ever strong our protest will be

It will be place under a cup of coffee

By the powers that be

Who’s a new selectee

To take over Pipe’s presidency

Perhaps we should see

If Jake Warner can be killed for a fee

Time to hang up my tee

And support Hockey

What will be, will be

What a waste of beer.

try this one ( to the tune YMCA)

Canada, there's no need to feel down,

I said, Canada, pick yourself off the ground,

I said canada, cause your in a problem,

Theres no need to be unhappy.

Canada theres no place you can go

i said Canada, when you lose to your foe,

You won't stay in the WC.but im sure you will find,

many ways to have a good time

It's no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA

Is there anything for young canucks to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys.

It no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA,

You can get yourself clean,you could have a good scream

you can do what ever you feel.

Voyageurs are you listening to me,

I said voyageurs what do you want to be.

I said vovageurs, you can make real your dreams

but you/ve got to know one thing.

No Canuck,does it all by himself

and just go there to the great CSA

Im sure they can help you today.

It's not fun to say CSA

IT not fun to say CSA.

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quote:Originally posted by soccerbeast

try this one ( to the tune YMCA)

Canada, there's no need to feel down,

I said, Canada, pick yourself off the ground,

I said canada, cause your in a problem,

Theres no need to be unhappy.

Canada theres no place you can go

i said Canada, when you lose to your foe,

You won't stay in the WC.but im sure you will find,

many ways to have a good time

It's no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA

Is there anything for young canucks to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys.

It no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA,

You can get yourself clean,you could have a good scream

you can do what ever you feel.

Voyageurs are you listening to me,

I said voyageurs what do you want to be.

I said vovageurs, you can make real your dreams

but you/ve got to know one thing.

No Canuck,does it all by himself

and just go there to the great CSA

Im sure they can help you today.

It's not fun to say CSA

IT not fun to say CSA.

I will defend your presence on the board forever after that.

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quote:Originally posted by soccerbeast

try this one ( to the tune YMCA)

Canada, there's no need to feel down,

I said, Canada, pick yourself off the ground,

I said canada, cause your in a problem,

Theres no need to be unhappy.

Canada theres no place you can go

i said Canada, when you lose to your foe,

You won't stay in the WC.but im sure you will find,

many ways to have a good time

It's no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA

Is there anything for young canucks to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys.

It no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA,

You can get yourself clean,you could have a good scream

you can do what ever you feel.

Voyageurs are you listening to me,

I said voyageurs what do you want to be.

I said vovageurs, you can make real your dreams

but you/ve got to know one thing.

No Canuck,does it all by himself

and just go there to the great CSA

Im sure they can help you today.

It's not fun to say CSA

IT not fun to say CSA.

I will defend your presence on the board forever after that.

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:)

Not bad, not bad. Quite good actualy. Both of youz.

Wish I still knew those guys who did flash animation. I'd do a music videos...

Weeee shall not

We shall not be moved

Weeee shall not,

We shall not be moved

Not by Ticos

Not by Yanks

Not by diving Mexicans

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED

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quote:Originally posted by soccerbeast

try this one ( to the tune YMCA)

Canada, there's no need to feel down,

I said, Canada, pick yourself off the ground,

I said canada, cause your in a problem,

Theres no need to be unhappy.

Canada theres no place you can go

i said Canada, when you lose to your foe,

You won't stay in the WC.but im sure you will find,

many ways to have a good time

It's no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA

Is there anything for young canucks to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys.

It no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA,

You can get yourself clean,you could have a good scream

you can do what ever you feel.

Voyageurs are you listening to me,

I said voyageurs what do you want to be.

I said vovageurs, you can make real your dreams

but you/ve got to know one thing.

No Canuck,does it all by himself

and just go there to the great CSA

Im sure they can help you today.

It's not fun to say CSA

IT not fun to say CSA.

Lets all sing this together out front of the CSA offices[red]

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quote:Originally posted by soccerbeast

try this one ( to the tune YMCA)

Canada, there's no need to feel down,

I said, Canada, pick yourself off the ground,

I said canada, cause your in a problem,

Theres no need to be unhappy.

Canada theres no place you can go

i said Canada, when you lose to your foe,

You won't stay in the WC.but im sure you will find,

many ways to have a good time

It's no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA

Is there anything for young canucks to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the boys.

It no fun to say CSA

It's no fun to say CSA,

You can get yourself clean,you could have a good scream

you can do what ever you feel.

Voyageurs are you listening to me,

I said voyageurs what do you want to be.

I said vovageurs, you can make real your dreams

but you/ve got to know one thing.

No Canuck,does it all by himself

and just go there to the great CSA

Im sure they can help you today.

It's not fun to say CSA

IT not fun to say CSA.

Lets all sing this together out front of the CSA offices[red]

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Sorry Redhat, just couldn't keep it in any longer.

To the tune of Que Sera Sera

Car-lo Corazzin

He's an eating machine.

The worst we've ever seen.

Car-lo Corazzin.

Car-lo Corazzin

He's a Jenny Craig dream

But Frank Yallop's still keen!

Car-lo Corazzin

and

He's fat, He's round.

He's slidin on the ground.

Corazzin, Corazzin, Corazzin.

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That second one is meant to be a tribute. That scene after he scored the second goal against Colombia and went for a belly slide is a happy memory!

But he seemed kinda chubby (for a soccer player) even then.

As I recall, he didn't even slide very far!

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Que sera, sera

Whatever will be, will be

Kevin broken pipe stadium is frought with rot

and now the world knows the CSA is run by three blind mice

Whatever will be, will be

cause no one in Canada can touch mr Pipe and his mice

You can hear the anti soccer brigade in Canada sing

There done there run by Pipe the hun

Que sera, sera

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quote:Originally posted by canso

FourFourTwo's supporter's survey twice has Corazzin as the player fans most wanted to get rid of...at both Oldham and then at Northampton.

Alright. At Northampton town, how long ago was that?

As much as I would agree that Corrazin should NOT have been selected

in the lineup against Costa Rica, I think it's poor taste

to disrespect the guy who performed for Canada well in previous

years. Besides that's Yallop's fault and choice.

Corrazin was the top scorer in Gold Cup 2000. How many other

Canadians could claim the same? His time has passed, that's true,

but have some class eh?

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quote:Originally posted by redhat

Alright. At Northampton town, how long ago was that?

As much as I would agree that Corrazin should NOT have been selected

in the lineup against Costa Rica, I think it's poor taste

to disrespect the guy who performed for Canada well in previous

years. Besides that's Yallop's fault and choice.

Corrazin was the top scorer in Gold Cup 2000. How many other

Canadians could claim the same? His time has passed, that's true,

but have some class eh?

Carlo was always streaky in England and did quite well with the Cobblers. We would not have won the Gold Cup without his goal scoring feats, including 3 goals in the two qualifying games (1 against the Ticos and 2 against Haiti), both goals against the Ticos in the actual Gold Cup 2000 opening game, the huge tying goal against Mexico which made Hastings' golden goal winner possible and one more in the final against Colombia.

I've maligned his pick for our squad this past fall but he was golden back in 1999/2000 for our men's team and the Cobblers as they went up to the (then) second division. He probably still holds a record for Oldham for scoring 4 goals in 1 game in 2001.

For those not as long in the tooth as myself, you might want to check out his bio at www.whitecapsfc.com, 121 goals in 10 seasons in England (not too shabby).

BTW, I followed the Cobblers' main fan websites very closely back then and never saw any bull**** like that posted above about Carlo. Barry Fry, yes. Carlo, no. And he was at NTFC before Oldham.

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