BHTC go to London

[hamiltonfan]

by:holigain on the BHTC forum

http://www.network54.com/Forum/280544

tonight's 4-1 drumming was brought to you by the "Bhoys of the Hamilton Thunder crew." London started out fine but unfortunately their fans decided to pass on cheering for the home team and let the B.H.T.C run the game from there.

the journey starts in B-town:

I called Mike at 3:30pm to find out who was going and how many cars. At first it was dis-heartening with a dismal showing of only 3 in a mere car. When the call to Chris "the stud" Love was made those numberes grew to 7 in two cars. At this point I realized three things:

1) our numbers had more than doubled

2) more beer was necessary

3) we are going to be seven times louder than "****ty's" fans

I gave Chris the directions, and God surely had a hand in the four of them arriving at the Scot's Corner (a great pub). We all sat in the same booth as last year (the one with the rangers jerseys). We all knocked back a few pints with our mates (brought to us by the most gorgeous, phenominal, jaw dropping truly beautifal serving wench. just joking incase you are reading this, you are truly lovely AND if you have read this, my number is (905) 616-0612, just ask for Chris "The Love Bear" *jokes*) and at 8:10pm we quickly hurried to the backwoods (honestly it's like travelling back in time, I'm surprised "****ty's" not kicking around some old sheep's skulls into potatoe sacks, but i digress) "stadium" (if you can honestly call a gravel pit a stadium) and assembled in the parking lot. The chanting and drunken revelry began much to the London fans dismay. No jokes here, as soon as we entered the gates a London fan with his three year old daughter on his shoulder tried to pick a fight with us. We chanted on our way to the beer stand greeted by the fans (if you can call the boo-ing of fans a greeting) and then picked a spot off to the left of the bleachers to hang our flag off the fence and take up residence. Haidar Al-Shaibani (keeper) was the first of London's players to register our presence. PAUL MUNSTER scored the opening goal much to our shigrin, but good ol SASA MILAIMOVIC tied it up and brought Hamilton back in the game. With Hamilton back in the game the BHTC, loud and proud, and the London ****ty fans quiter than a nun with her pants down, our plans were falling into place (huh? you might say? let me fill you in on the grandeur). Mocking and harrassing London became very easy and quite natural by the second goal (third because one was recalled) of Hamilton, needless to say that at half-time Hamilton left the game at an all-time high and London left looking dijected and worn out. At half-time Mike and Chris tried to coax Fred Nunziata's lady friend (who was quite an attractive lady, too bad she wasn't smiling at the end of the game. also if you are reading this my number check above number to reach me) into joining the BHTC in mocking the London team, but she said that it would be a conflict of interest (understandibly so). The second half started out with Hamilton looking for the London "players" on the pitch.Most of the second half was a blur but Hamilton scored 2 more goals and the London fans were nowhere to be heard, infact not even the stadium announcer tried to talk over our chantings. Hamilton backup keeper Mario Cenolli (please get his jersey number correct, he's a cool guy and english) came over to us and encouraged us to continue morally uplifting the Thunder. The game ended with Hamilton coming over to give us thank us for our continued effort as Hamilton supporters and we of course congratulated Hamilton on their dominancy of the game. We left happy, London left before we did, pretty odd considering it was their stadium. Now here are the top ten things of the 4-1 trouncing from Hamilton on august 20th.

10) Hamilton won

9) The Wench at the bar (she was smokin', honestly)

8) Mike Crampton's "The Field of Brain Timmin's"

7) Chris macking the Harvey's girl, and almost getting her number

6) The father trying to pick a fight

5) The mocking of London keeper (Haidar Al-Shaibani)

4) Ryan leading the parade of a rousing chant of "where is London?" amid the London fans

3) london lost (the lower case "L" is intentional)

2) The very atrractive server at The Scot's Corner, and pre game pints

1) The Hamilton Thunder coming over and thanking us for our continued support (Thunder rocks!!!)

that's all for now, i gotta hit the sack considereing that I must awake at 5:30am for work. we'll see you next on September 2nd when the much heralded Hamilton Thunder will take on the tryrannical Toronto Croatia. "Hail, Hail, Hail the Thunder's here!"