Idea for campaign +Tee shirt

[Canadienfan]

After reading some of your earlier posts on "odd happenings" I've come up with a campaign and tee shirt slogan(Throw a bag of pi$$ for Canada). What do you guys think, should we press on with this idea or let it rot on the vine?

[Cheeta]

Who's piss and how big a bag?

Ohhh, a shirt slogan. Sorry.

Thought you ment something like a pre-packaged Urine Bomb available from the kiosk. Right next to the Canada shirts, scarfs, mini-footballs, Voyageaur beer can thermal coolers and glossy print posters of Diesel giving JDV the salute.

Because, you know, when you think about it the dynamics of producing a successful Urine Bomb are actualy quite involved.

The packaging has to be reliably, sealable, and hardy on the one hand but have a certain burst factor on the other. Can't "frag" a cluster of enemy shirts if, for the lack of a better word, the bladder(vessel, container, whatever) dosen't burst when it's suppose to, on impact.

Goofy friend had a pool party for his oldest daughter. Great time until the water baloons came out and it seems Ron had purchaces helium baloons to use for missiles. Bloody things wouldn't have burst if you'd have dropped them from an aeroplane. Put two cups of water in a non-bursting rubber bladder and whip it at someone on the far side of the swimming pool. Knock you clean on your ass. Leave you laying there on the lawn wondering what had hit you beside a jiggling little neon coloured missile.

So odviously one wouldn't want to use helium baloons unless one wanted to produce a non-lethal (mostly) crowd control weapon. Not realy the point here.

And there is of course the question of volume. The missile has to contain a balance between enough fluid to produce the best possible coverage pattern AND allow for the need to project the bladder over a distance AND the mass of piss when combined with the kinetic energy of the launch and subsequent landing must be sufficient to burst the particular strength and type of bladder choosen.

Tricky.

Also said Urine Bombs must be a of comfortable weight and size to allow for the typical handler to project the missile over a reasonable distance for the odvious reasons.

A good example of this is a TV interview I seen this one time with a pensioner who was at the City Hall riot during the Winnipeg General Strike. Said once the rough started he cut down off of Main Street (onto Bannatyne I think) and began breaking bricks on the pavement with some of the other lads. Why were you breaking bricks asked the interviewer. Can't throw a whole brick very far now can you replys the pensioner.

Think some simple field research could provide the answers.

Think my time would be better spent helping the Wee Elf with her medical terminology studies...

P.S. Still like the pre-packaged Urine Bomb idea. Could print up bladders with maple leafs on them and little slogans. Welcome to Canada, the World Next Door. From Canada, with Love. Is it salty? So on, so forth.

[SABuffalo786]

Central American issues???

How's about a nice, simple, red "Road to Germany" t-shirt, eh?

[Mimglow]

Cheeta, you've made me cry (laughing) more this past week than my ex-girlfriend.

[redhat]

quote:Originally posted by Cheeta

Because, you know, when you think about it the dynamics of producing a successful Urine Bomb are actualy quite involved.

And there is of course the question of volume. T

P.S. Still like the pre-packaged Urine Bomb idea. Could print up bladders with maple leafs on them and little slogans. Welcome to Canada, the World Next Door. From Canada, with Love. Is it salty? So on, so forth.

Cheeta buddy, you ARE from North Kildonan.

[Paddy]

Hi,

How about a new CSA advertising slogan instead:

33% fewer bags of urine this World Cup qualifying campaign...Guaranteed!