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  • The Night Before Christmas, 2015 Edition


    Squizz

    Sell-out games for the women

    At their home-turf World Cup

    But when all said and done,

    Things weren't looking up

    LeBlanc's out the door

    McLeod's knee in pain

    A tough one-two punch

    For those Rio Games

    Sure, goal scoring's coming

    From Beckie and Prince

    But the grand team transition

    Can still make us wince

    The kids are alright,

    Early returns would suggest

    But by France 2019,

    Can they be at their best?

    Kadeisha has made it

    As the world got to see

    Might she take the armband,

    One day, from Sincy?

    Transition or not,

    We'll still make a splash

    At next year's Olympics

    (Please please, not a crash)

    Speaking of splashes,

    The men have their chance

    To get a bit closer

    To that big Russian dance

    That's quite a shift

    From this past summer's lull

    And another Gold Cup

    That was goalless and dull

    But along came Tesho,

    Our red-nosed reindeer

    Who led all the others

    To Canadian cheer

    On Junior! On Fraser!

    On Wandrille Lefevre!

    On Luke Cavallini,

    Help us make some waves!

    And on Scotty Arfield,

    If the rumours are true!

    With all these new players,

    Think what we can do!

    That promise, of course,

    Is a dangerous thing

    It creates expectations;

    That's where we get dinged.

    But we beat Honduras,

    El Salvador is a mess

    And as for the Mexicans?

    Well, I must confess

    Perhaps it's the egg nog

    Or the ol' Christmas cheer

    But we will get something

    Off of them next year

    Maybe I'm groggy

    From the holiday starch

    In making that claim;

    We'll find out in March.

    But first, January

    The window is open

    Canadian players

    Make good moves, we're hopin'

    At home, or worldwide,

    Where could those moves be?

    Just steer clear of one club:

    Unattached FC.

    For men and for women,

    That's always the fear

    Can they keep up minutes

    Without a league here?

    The times, they're a-changin'

    At grassroots there's hope

    Of playing-time chances

    To help top teams cope

    An upcoming men's league?

    Widespread LTPD?

    Building skill here in Canada

    Fills good folks with glee

    Those won't be in stockings

    For 2016

    It'll take a bit longer

    To remake the scene

    Right now, there's hard work

    For Benito and John

    As we don our red scarves

    And cheer their teams on

    So just think of the good

    Since the future looks bright

    And just quit fretting soccer

    For one freakin' night.



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