• Daniel Squizzato

      As a kid, Squizz spent a lot of time playing soccer, writing and getting overly excited about frivolous things. Not much has changed: he still plays (badly), he still writes (having been published in outlets such as Maclean's and The Globe & Mail) and still has plenty of irrational passion (just wait until the next time the men's national team plays against Honduras).

    • Grant Surridge

      Grant has no soccer playing career to speak of, and probably hasn't been following Canadian soccer as long as you have, but he does spend vast amounts of time reading about soccer online. A proud, self-loathing ex-Winnipeger, Grant also supports Chelsea FC. He writes about the Canadian mens' national team, as well as Canada's rivals in Central America and the Caribbean.
    • What the hell just happened? Many questions, no answers

      Anybody who spends much time watching football knows 8-1 is an outlier. An extreme outlier. This scoreline isn't about shortcomings in long-term player development. And it isn't about how in three years Stephen Hart never really got this Canadian team playing to even its limited potential. Perhaps there were clues in the insipid performance at Panama City last month, but everyone from the players to the coaches to the administrators assured us that the lesson had been learned and there would be no repeat.

      I've spent the past three days reading quotes attributed to veteran Canadian players saying this match was the biggest one they would play in their lives. And then this. It defies reasonable explanation, though you are welcome to add your voice to the comments below and try.

      Injuries and suspensions to players like Dwayne de Rosario, Ante Jazic and Olivier Occean put Canada at a disadvantage, but not a seven-goal disadvantage. It seems odd Marcel de Jong wasn't playing, but again, the absence of Marcel de Jong does not explain a seven goal loss.

      Lack of physical preparation? Lack of mental preparation? That comes down to the coaching staff, but at the end of the day it's pretty simple. You get in an airplane, fly to Honduras, practice once or twice and then on the day go play a fucking football game. These are grown men who have been doing a similar routine their entire lives. The one thing this team had (sort of) going for it was its ability to hold a clean sheet, game in Panama excepted.

      Perhaps there was not a lot of collective experience in terms of coming from behind as a group. But again, all these guys play club football and all these guys have played in situations where the home team has scored quickly and all these guys didn't then suddenly forget the fundamentals of defending - the fundamentals of soccer, really - and go on to allow eight goals over the course of 90 minutes.

      Perhaps you're noticing a theme here. Lots of questions and no plausible answers.

      It's now two hours after the final whistle on a game in which the soccer team I care about most has once again crashed out of World Cup qualifying, in a way I could never have imagined. Now is clearly not the time for reasoned thinking about "what's next" for Canadian mens' soccer, but there are two streams of thought swirling inside my head to which I keep returning.

      First, support for the Canadian mens' team. It may not be reflected in attendance numbers at BMO Field or audience numbers on Sportsnet, but anecdotally at least, I've sensed a palpable desire on the part of Canadian sports fans to believe in this team. Real, recognizable journalists were talking about Canadian mens' soccer; colleagues and casual acquaintances would bring up World Cup qualifying in conversation in ways I've never previously experienced. And hell, #CanMNT spent time trending on Twitter, for what that's worth.

      Maybe that's just residual from the outpouring of support for the womens' team this past summer at the Olympics. Maybe it's due to a fanatical group of hardcore supporters using social media to amplify "the buzz," or maybe it's just media outlets cluing onto the idea that ramping up the patriotism quotient - in any sport - can lead to a rating bonanza.

      Some will say this horrifying scoreline "sets the program back" and perpetuates the idea that Canadian soccer is a joke. And they're right. But memories are short. Nobody beyond a handful of crazies will give a shit about this team at the 2013 Gold Cup (people rarely do anyway), but in four years' time, if Canadian soccer can give people a reason to believe, I'm convinced the Canadian public will do so once again.

      And on that subject, the head coach. Everyone on the Canadian soccer beat - from hobby bloggers to seasons journalists - should probably spend a few days reflected why we didn't raise more questions when the CSA named a man with no experience coaching senior mens' soccer at the club or international level as the person to lead the country into the 2014 World Cup. It sounds preposterous when you read that. One result - yes, even one result that's an 8-1 loss - can't be used to judge Stephen Hart, though it will unfortunately remain forever attached to his name as a black mark. What can be used is a consistent failure to coax better results out of a group of players who had the talent to qualify for the Hex. He is a good man and one the players consistently spoke highly of, and that of itself is something for any manager to be proud of. But going forward we need to do more as a community to hold the CSA's feet to the fire when it comes to who will be the next manager of Canada's senior mens' team.

      We only need look to the example of fellow CSN writer Ben Knight, who single-handedly dragged the CSA's reform process into a brighter spotlight and sparked the impetus for positive change. The talent pool for 2018 qualifying doesn't actually look that great (subject of a future post) but it's time for a manager with results.

      We don't need high-powered talent for temporary hire from Europe, but we could certainly use a European with experience coaching at the international level outside of Europe. Someone aware of the challenge and excited to work with it. I've long advocated for a manager with a Concacaf pedigree and perhaps a Latin American background. Not a firebrand who smokes on the sidelines and battles reporters, but someone who has won in Concacaf or Conmebol qualifying, or has won in the Concacaf Champions League, or has won in Latin American club football. Someone who has won for Christ sake. Someone who has revived a program and can point to it and say, I did this.

      As for how to fill your time between now and the end of the 2014 World Cup, you can start by brushing up on Canada's Concacaf rivals and make the effort to watch some of the football that takes place in the Hex. It's often wildly entertaining and over-the-top passionate. It's a pity that once again, you won't watch Canada be part of that. But as long as you're reasonably young, you exercise and eat your greens and live out the average live expectancy of someone born in a developed country, you will eventually see Canada in the Hex. And that's about all you can grab onto right now.
      Comments 35 Comments
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        our finishing is atrocious. i dont care if ali gerba hasn't left the couch in a year, after we saw a lack of scoring he should have been brought in. also after ricketts first three blunders of ruinning chances, on comes cavalini or hume, why wait until its 6-0.
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        I am done for five years - wake up when we get to the hex - until then I have nothing left to give.....
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        The thing that really got me is the players gave up, they stopped playing.... I can't support a team like that. Even if you're down 4 goals give it everything you got, all day to the end whistle!! It's personal pride, National pride.... Those players were representing Canada & effort they gave was a national joke.
      1. Poor Service's Avatar
        Poor Service -
        in a word - Gutless.

        When it was a quick 0-2 there weren't the 2-3 guys to calm things down and get a hold of the game so that the rest of the team could breathe a bit. Everyone just panicked and wet themselves.

        It's unacceptable when you consider how many 30 somethings took the pitch today. A group of veterans should not lay down and die like that.
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        The only crime is to be surprised
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        Well it is being reported that Jazic had a sinus infection and McKenna was battling a cold. DeJong was also under the weather.

        With these 3 out, plus DeRo, Simpson and Occean, not only were we undermanned, WE WERE the team today that played with a defected bench.

        It's over now. We unfortunately will have to build for the future once the breakup is over. THIS WILL INVOLVE THE YOUNGER PLAYERS GETTING ALL THE PLAYING TIME THEY CAN. Did you hear that Paul douchbag Mariner???

        We realistically will have Cavallini (glad he was subbed in to get his senior offical cap - the only thing Hart did right today), Johnson, Simpson, maybe Hume, maybe Hutch, Hainault, Edgar and Borjan. That doesn't leave much with whats left. After seeing the conspiracy goal differential in the other group, it looks like Jamaica is sneeking thru and Hoilett is officially gone (that traitor fuck). We have to develop guys like Morgan, Henry, Teibert, Alderson etx for the next round properly and get the other younger players involved. Unfortunately we don't have a game breaker at the moment and I have not heard of one coming thru the system yet (as the ones that could don't want to play for us). It's a sad state at the moment. Maybe we need some of our dumb blonde puck bunnies to marry some Brazilians and naturalize them as Canadians.....but that would be too much of advanced thinking. Anyone want to adopt some South American kids??? If you have lots of $$$ - help the cause!

        Still cant believe our stupid government could not get Tam Nsaliwa's passport back...faaaaaaaaak
      1. Simon B's Avatar
        Simon B -
        Best summary I've read.
      1. Simon B's Avatar
        Simon B -
        by the way, I really do applaud Ben Knight's quest to bring reform to light. I think CSN has a real opportunity here to hold the CSA accountable for what should be a pretty interesting game plan moving forward.

        They are literally at step 1 again. There's more interest in the team then ever before. people will be watching. I applaud CSN for their work so far and hope they can help us gain more insight into the next plans for the Men's team.
      1. Poor Service's Avatar
        Poor Service -
        love the puck bunny idea - lets recruit the Soo's finest and make this happen
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        So what happens first: Canada makes the Hex or Canada plays a game outside of Toronto?
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        It is incredibly frustrating to be a football fan in Canada. Yes most of us have our favorite teams and those teams are usually overseas whether it's Barcelona, Liverpool, AC Milan...but we of course will always have a soft spot in our hearts for our national team...if we could only compete. I hear alot of complaining regarding our youth system...which is poor at best as it follows the models of other North American sports like Baseball and American Football rather than the European model which continuosly pumps out high quality players. The North American system being tied to the University level (which is when it really begins) as oppossed to the systems overseas which are governed by the teams themselves means that Canadian footballers are very late on the development of our young players.

        Living in Toronto is fantastic for many reasons. One, there are so many cultures here that come World Cup time, the world is here in full voice. Flags from every country can be seen waving proudly out the windows of the passing cars...except our own flag. It makes the heart sink that our country has such diversity, such passion for the game and we can't even include ourselves.

        The other frustration is that the fantastic players that we do produce, Junior Hoilette, Jonathan de Guzman and others, all want to play for countries that have a better shot at making it to the World Cup. And why shouldn't they. The irritation lies in the fact that if we were able to retain these players to play for Canada then we would probably be progressing today. What I think is so sad about it is that players like Hoilette have the chance to be instrumental in the building of a consistant Canadian team as well as become a true hero to many young Canadian footballers. They could be the ones that Canadians tell stories about in the future refferring back to when Canada had a footballing renaissance. Instead they elect to play for another country where they will fade into reletive obscurity and be considered by the fans of other nations as the Canadian that changed their citizenship in order to play World Cup ball. It says alot about our lack of pride in our own country. It is something that you would most likely not find in most other countries. There is no way in hell you would find an Argentinean willing to leave Argentina to play for another country. It means everything to them to play for their country...and after a defeat like the one we just suffered at the hands of the Hondurans, it seems to mean nothing to the Canadians.

        I am deeply disappointed, not because we lost the game. Not because we lost our chance to compete in the World Cup but because we lost our heart. We lost so much more.
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        Start with teams like the Whitecaps that won't play Canadian players because they want to win.....OMAR SALGADO?????.....will get more playing time that Clarke, Teibert, Alderson, etc. Thank you Whitecaps!!! Part of the root of the problem.
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        Hello all

        All I have to say is the Canadian style...like the U-17s were forced to play....A stupid FLAT FOUR...the crutch for coaches in our country who don't know how and/or won't spend the time to teach players how to mark men rather than just dropping into a zone and everyone ball watching.

        I won't even mention the fact that we do not know how to go forwards. Yes let's give Canada the first two goals RICKETTS should have damn well scored but to allow EIGHT GOALS AGAINST????

        By the way to show you what heart can do. Germany were beating Sweden 4-0 and guess what...the Swedes came back to damn well tie the game 4-4. WHY COULDN'T WE DO THAT???
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        So what happened at the hotel the night before??? There were no noise issues....

        It was reported that the players were relaxing at the pool and the local Honduran women were checkin them out.....then it comes out that 3 players were under the weather.....sinus infection???? Nose candy related??? Caught a cold??? did someone go down on the wrong woman??? Were they all sexed out the night before the game???? cause they all looked like they got drugged and fucked all night...
      1. fincomm's Avatar
        fincomm -
        Well, the issue comes down to coaching development. Who is teaching our 2.5 million players? Have a look at the CSA website. Do you see any mention of their 'national B' and 'national a' licensing course? It is a joke. You attend these courses with nothing but a bunch of egotistical coach 'educators' that intimidate the hell out of you and find out it is only an 'assessment'. Failure rate for National B is something like 20 out of 24 attendees. These attendees are simply a reflection of what the CSA and provincial associations are turning out. Time to clean house and build a proper coach education stream that actually develops high a high level product. Only then will the game be fixed. STOP giving your money to the provincial associations and CSA!! Demand some answers!!!
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        Quote Originally Posted by fincomm View Post
        Well, the issue comes down to coaching development. Who is teaching our 2.5 million players? Have a look at the CSA website. Do you see any mention of their 'national B' and 'national a' licensing course? It is a joke. You attend these courses with nothing but a bunch of egotistical coach 'educators' that intimidate the hell out of you and find out it is only an 'assessment'. Failure rate for National B is something like 20 out of 24 attendees. These attendees are simply a reflection of what the CSA and provincial associations are turning out. Time to clean house and build a proper coach education stream that actually develops high a high level product. Only then will the game be fixed. STOP giving your money to the provincial associations and CSA!! Demand some answers!!!
        very very true-the above. i suspect its the same right across the country. our lack of quality coaching is poor. our coach development is even worse. its an old boys club at best. player development will never accelerate at the level required until this problem is addressed. and who will address this problem...and when? its perpetual ...and we wont see it happen in our lifetime unless the CSA is scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up-good luck with that.
      1. Unregistered's Avatar
        Unregistered -
        grant-this is a great perspective. loved it. as a Canadian soccer fan, what more can be said..... let the healing begin. cheers mate!
      1. BCM's Avatar
        BCM -
        It is time to spend money to make money/results: I draw parallels with Australia. Last qualified for the WC in 1974, then went Dutch. Brought in Guus Hiddink, a technical advisor and several others for the youth system and turned a driftless nation (of migrants) into one that bought into a system. Results followed, as did 2006 WC qualification and a good showing at that. Followed Hiddink with another Dutchman, and kept the Dutch system in place. WC qualification in 2010 followed.

        They still have the Dutch system in place, but have our old friend Holger coaching them. He's lambasted in the press, but they're in a generational transition now, and still will likely qualify for the 2014 WC.

        My point - it all started with the decision to not only hire an expensive coach, but to allow the system to filter to the youth teams as well.
      1. BCM's Avatar
        BCM -
        PS - I am so frustrated, disappointed, embarrassed and almost even ashamed right now...I suspect the feeling is (on this site) mutual.
      1. Ben D.O.W.'s Avatar
        Ben D.O.W. -
        Has anyone checked on Squizz?

        I only joke because otherwise I'd have no option but to be completely miserable all day.
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